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Just Misha

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A Kind of Paradise by verdant_fire

Word Count: 9851 Rating: Mature Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Library, Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Librarian Castiel (Supernatural), Mechanic Dean Winchester, Openly Bisexual Dean Winchester, Cat Owner Castiel (Supernatural), References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Flustered Dean Winchester, Charlie Bradbury Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Self-Indulgent Book Recs, Touch-Starved Dean Winchester, Flirting Via Books, Summer, Summer Romance, Castiel Wears Glasses (Supernatural), US Midwest, POV Dean Winchester          Summary: “Hello, Dean,” Castiel rumbles at him, and God, the way his name sounds in Castiel’s mouth. Dean could drop a rock down the well of that voice and never hear it hit bottom. “Charlie said you might stop by. Is there anything new I can help you find?”

“I just wanted to check you out, uh—check these out. The books. For my brother. Sammy needs more books.” Fuck Dean’s life.

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On Friday, he makes a beeline for the library desk, but Cas’ chair is empty.

“He’s back in Children’s, they’re understaffed today,” a chipper voice says, and Dean snaps his head up to find Charlie looking at him unflinchingly from her side of the desk. “You know, I’m rooting for you two, but if you hurt him, they will never find your body. Just FYI.”

“Uh, thanks,” Dean says, “noted.”

He’s still processing that when he enters the kids’ books section and finds Cas near the front, sitting on the floor by the shelves with a little boy, maybe five years old, and a small pile of books. Cas has his concentration face on, like he’s about to set something on fire with his mind, and he doesn’t see Dean off to the side, watching while Cas speaks quietly and seriously to the kid about what stories he likes and then pulls a couple more books for him to try. Cas’ hands are gentle with the books, and his voice is even gentler with the kid, and Dean feels something lurch behind his sternum, like his heart just pulled against the reins. He must make some kind of noise, because Cas looks up and sees him and smiles, warm and pleased and with those incredible eyes shining at him, and Dean almost staggers under the weight of whatever it is he’s feeling here. He’s losing his mind, or maybe just another important organ a bit farther south.

omg the library fic is DONE!! Big thanks to @discordantwords for the beta and @educatedinyellow for everything. <333

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#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

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flutiebear

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

I’m actually surprised that this hasn’t happened.

poor sammy

Dean: “Uh…character flaws for 100”

Gabriel: “This character suffers from crippling issues with his own self-worth due to a lifetime spent religiously obeying his abusive father!”

Dean: “Oh come on…”

Gabriel: “Final answer?”

Dean: “No uh…Dean. Who is Dean? Me. Whatever.”

Gabriel: “Correct! Nnnnnext category!”

Dean: “…C-character flaws for 200.”

Gabriel: “This character used to consider himself the better of two brothers, but after several years of reckless decisions and huge failings that left hundreds perhaps thousands dead he’s since spiraled into a perpetual state of self-hatred and depression!”

Dean: *side-eyes Sam* “C-can I choose another category?”

Gabriel: “Nope!”

Dean: “But I—“

Gabriel: “Oh come on this one is EASSSYY! I’ll even give you a hint.”

Dean: “No I—“

Gabriel: “It’s the same brother who got your mom kille—”

Dean: “SAM ALRIGHT? SAM. WHO IS SAM?”

Gabriel: “CCCOOOORREECCTTT! AND DEAN IS BLAZING UP THE LEADER BOARD. NNNNEXT QUESTION!”

*Both Winchesters sink into immense inescapable self loathing*

Gabriel: You’re still in control of the board Dean, you’re doing great.

Dean: *smirks at Sam* Ok, let’s get out of this fucking category.  Sexual Humiliation for 500.

Gabriel: If you’re sure.  “This character tried on panties and he liked it.”

Sam: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”

Gabriel: Right you are my boy. 

Dean: Dammit Sam, how did you know that??

Sam: It was an educated guess.  I’ll take sexual humiliation for 300.

Gabriel: “This character is in love with a certain rebel angel named Castiel and he won’t admit it.“

Castiel: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”

Gabriel: Correctomundo!  I’m surprised you got that, you always were a bit dense bro.

Dean:  CAS?!

Castiel: *ignores dean* Why are these answers in the forms of questions?  Or should I say *buzz* “These answers are in the form of questions” to make it a question.  It’s all very confusing. 

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guntheramvs

Gabriel: Come on, kiddo you’re sucking the fun out of it. Just pick a category.

Castiel: *squints at board* .. uh.. Betrayal for $100.

(laser beam noises)

Castiel: What-

Gabriel: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE! 

Sam and Dean: *groaning*

Gabriel: How much you wanna wager?

Castiel: Wager? Gambling really isn’t a good habit, and I’m not sure-

Gabriel: All right, the whole $500 it is! “This character betrayed his family for the Winchesters, then betrayed the Winchesters for Crowley, and then, in proper assbutt fashion, betrayed Crowley for himself. And then kind of fucked the world over a few times too, in the meanwhile.”

Castiel: … *heavy sigh* I promised I would redeem myself-

Gabriel: OOPS WRONG ANSWER. We’ll open it to the other contestants. 

Sam: *buzz* Who is Castiel?

Dean: Sammy, come on..

Sam: What? I wanna win..

It got better

Every bit of this is gold.

Where has this been all my life

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karichanarts

I just can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂

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katiegangel

Sam: “I’ll take “Worst Nightmares” for $100.

Gabriel: Answer: “While never explained, this fear of Sam Winchester’s has personified multiple times and has caused him to swear off multiple Steven King novels.”

Castiel: *buzz* What is Coulrophobia?

Gabriel: Can I get that in layman’s terms?

Dean: *buzz* What is Sammy’s stupid fear of Clowns?

Gabriel: That is correct, Dean and you have the lead!

Dean: HA! I’ll take Worst Nightmares for Two Hundred!

Gabriel: Answer: “This nearly caused Dean Winchester to run screaming and crying from a wood mill.”

Dean: Oh that’s bull sh-

Sam: *buzz* What is a kitten?

Gabriel: Judges? *Pause* Yes! We’d also have accepted Cat or Feline!

Dean: Oh, Screw you! You wanna play that way, Fine! Sexual humiliation for $400!

Gabriel: Okay! Answer: “Apart from Castiel and Busty Asian Beauties, this has dominated Dean Winchester’s sexual fantasies!”

Dean: “Dude! Come on, what-

Sam: What is the Impala?

Gabriel: Correct!

What the hell?

This is amazing and I want an animatic of it.

Dean: All right, screw it: gimme “People Who Are Dead Because of You” for $500.

Gabriel: Sure thing, Deano, here ya go! “The illegitimate son of John Winchester and Kate Milligan, this twice-dead half-brother of Sam and Dean hasn’t been seen in a hell of a long time.”

Cas: …

Sam: …

Dean: …I feel like I should know this…

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

FOOLS

THIS IS A RARE FANDOM POST

YOU ONLY SEE THIS ON PINTEREST SCREENSHOTS

I can’t stop laughing.  

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