Loki : Justice !!
Tony : What ?
Loki : I demand justice !!
Tony : For what ?
Loki : For disrecpecting your king !
Natasha : You are not our king.
Loki : I am ! And as a compensation, you have to give me a present ! Or else, you will have to be stabbed to death !
Y/N : *comes in the room, visibly half asleep* Hi…
Tony : Here is your present.
Loki :
Loki : I accept your apology.
Y/N : What ?
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Peter : Y/N. Can you sign something for me ?
Y/N : Sure. What is it ?
Peter : Hum… It’s paper from my teacher… I did something wring and I have to give it back signed.
Y/N : No problem. Give it to me. *signs it without reading*
Peter : Thank you !
*The day after*
Y/N : What ? I am married to Loki ?! When did I sign a marriage contra- *turns slowly to Peter and Loki* You did not…
Peter : He forced me !
Y/N : Run as fast as you can because Natasha will soon not be the only Black Widow here…
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Peter : Y/N. Can you sign something for me ?
Y/N : Sure. What is it ?
Peter : Hum… It’s paper from my teacher… I did something wring and I have to give it back signed.
Y/N : No problem. Give it to me. *signs it without reading*
Peter : Thank you !
*The day after*
Y/N : What ? I am married to Loki ?! When did I sign a marriage contra- *turns slowly to Peter and Loki* You did not…
Peter : He forced me !
Y/N : Run as fast as you can because Natasha will soon not be the only Black Widow here…
Peter : Y/N. Can you sign something for me ?
Y/N : Sure. What is it ?
Peter : Hum… It’s a paper from my teacher… I did something wrong and I have to give it back signed.
Y/N : No problem. Give it to me. *signs it without reading*
Peter : Thank you !
*The day after*
Y/N : What ? I am married to Loki ?! When did I sign a marriage contra- *turns slowly to Peter and Loki* You did not…
Peter : He forced me !
Y/N : Run as fast as you can because Natasha will soon not be the only Black Widow here…
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So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?
Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly
le–marquis–de–beauvoir
This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world.
keyhollow
And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD
You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious
the-mighty-birdy
STOP IT I’M DEAD
NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD
This is how Crowley pouts when he’s mad at Aziraphale.
Sounds like Loki to me😏
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Y/N : *blindfolded* Is someone there ?
Kidnapper : Shut up !
Y/N : Excuse me but what is happening ? I’m a little confused, right now.
Kidnapper : I kidnapped you and I will ask Tony Stark to give me 1 million dollars if he wants you alive.
Y/N : Not to offend you, sir, but I don’t think Tony wants to waste 1 million dollars on me just like that.
Kidnapper : What ? Why ?
Y/N : One, I am not a member of his family. And two, do you really think that he will pay for my life when he can just localise us and take me away from you with his armor ?
Kidnapper : You mean I did all of this for nothing ?!
Y/N : Look. First of all, don’t use your phone to contact him. It’s like telling him your address so he can come get me. Use a phone box far away from here.
Kidnapper : Okay ?
Y/N : And to prove him that you indeed kidnapped me, you can record me and use the recording during the phone call.
Kidnapper : Are you... really giving me advices on how to get Stark to pay for your liberation ?
Y/N :
Y/N : Why not ?
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Y/N : *during another interview* Do you have other questions ?
Interviewer : Actually, yes.
Y/N : Okay, tell me.
Interviewer : So... There is this rumor about you...
Y/N : About me ?
Interviewer : Yes. People say that the reason you’re living with the Avengers is because Tony Stark is your sugar daddy.
Y/N : What ?!
Tony and Loki : *in front of their TV* What ?!
One day, one marvel joke
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What would you do if...
you got through a portal and you end up directly in Loki’s bedroom
Stutter
I know you would😂😂
die 😃👍
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Winter America 😑
Still better than mine… WINTER FACE. what even is that???
lokistan
Agent Soldier, m'kay
whatafuckingdumbass
Captain Face….
Winter Man 🤣
I feel ready to be part of “The Justice Friends” from Dexter’s Lab 🤣
What about you @lucywrites02 and @cozy-the-overlord
Rocket Lord …
myraiswack
Iron spider :D
Hey, yours is cool! >:(
myraiswack
Sorry 😔🤚lmao
I got
DOCTOR THANOS
Baby Spider….eehh no thanks lol.
@make-me-imagine I’d take “Baby Spider” over “War Duck”… I mean, what the HELL??!??!!
you’re howard the duck!
Behold, I am Doctor Spider!
perfect!
Dead Falcon, but my username one is much funnier: Dead Man
Iron Panther XD
Taser Strange 🙄
I GOT FRICKING CAPTAIN FACE
I got Winter Soldier !!!!
Y/N : *during another interview* Do you have other questions ?
Interviewer : Actually, yes.
Y/N : Okay, tell me.
Interviewer : So... There is this rumor about you...
Y/N : About me ?
Interviewer : Yes. People say that the reason you’re living with the Avengers is because Tony Stark is your sugar daddy.
Y/N : What ?!
Tony and Loki : *in front of their TV* What ?!
Thor : Hey brother. I think you will be proud of me.
Loki : Why ?
Thor : I did a prank.
Thor : I set hundreds of alarms in Y/N’s phone so she won’t be able to sleep.
Loki : I advise you to run fast, brother.
Thor : And why is that ?
Y/N : *comes with Tony’s weapons, looking really pissed* Okay ! Who wants to die ?
If you could choose one character from each category to go on a trip. Who would you choose ?
I would be the one to scare everyone for fun but also the one everyone would like to scare for fun😂