Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

Me

Waste Not Want Not

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

This is both entertaining and really important.

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

Excellent.

And testicular cancer has an EXCELLENT healing rate if caught reasonably early. Maybe we should mention that! So IF you feel a lump, it might still be nothing, but if it’s something, it might be very very treatable.

Please check yourself it could save your life.

Well, and the importance of the fact that he became Deadpool due to having cancer. Deadpool doing cancer exam vids for men and women was excellent, and was the first time I’ve seen it urged for men to check themselves regularly.

*a pair of black socks on Ebay*

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Nationalism vs. Patriotism Part 2

Patriots: I love my wife. But I’m no better than any other man, so other men can sleep with my wife. Otherwise I’d be valuing myself, and my wife’s sexuality, over others. That’d be racist. 

Nationalists: I love my wife. Since I love my wife I don’t want her to sleep with other men as that would devalue our relationship and the trust we share. 

Replace the word wife with country, and “other men” with “foreign hordes” and you get the picture.

Do you even read things before you post them

This is genius. I have read through it several times and I still don’t understand what OP is trying to say -

Patriots: I love my country. But I’m no better than any foreign hordes, so foreign hordes can sleep with my country. Otherwise I’d be valuing myself, and my country’s sexuality, over others. That’d be racist.

Nationalists: I love my country. Since I love my country I don’t want her to sleep with foreign hordes as that would devalue our relationship and the trust we share.

I have so many questions.

How do you sleep with a country?

In what way does a country have a ‘sexuality’?

Is OP saying that patriots value polygamy whereas nationalists don’t? 

And if so how is that racist?

:(

Trans boy slamming down the truth in Cards Against Humanity 

(has this been done yet???)

Thanks

is this post a genuine thanks being thrown into the void? passive aggression towards someone who did them wrong? a short way of saying tom hanks? we may never know

I miss her feet so fucking much

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The thing I like about that last picture is the fact that Pitbull Rod is so nonchalant about Jack’s apparent crack smoking. Jack just sits there and gets high on crack so much that no one really gives a shit anymore. “Jack got high on crack again. Classic Jack”.“

Tag urself Im Jack

they’re not wrong

@bears-official

correct but incomplete (and therefore wrong.) consider:

blocked, reported, corrected, wronged 

So are they or are they not bears bears? Correct me if I’m wrong, but this doesn’t seem correct…

The "My Chemical Romance Bible"

Is anyone else old enough to remember that “My Chemical Romance Bible” thing that was copy-and-pasted everywhere in 2007? Well…I found it. It’s even more bizarre than I remember. The MCRmy’s magnum opus includes silly poems, Chuck Norris jokes turned into MCR jokes, “The Ten Commandments” of each band member, references to early-2000s culture, and 2007-era advice on being a “real” MCR fan. Reading it is like traveling back to the Myspace era, complete with weird misspellings and religious-like hero worship.

If you want to read this stunning work for yourself, I’ve pasted the text under the cut. The “Bible” is full of gems like “Real MCR fans ask their mom ‘What’s for dinner?’ and are disappointed when she doesn’t say Gerard” and “Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.” It’s bizarre, funny, and sometimes downright creepy, but I also think it’s an interesting glimpse into the fandom’s mindset from a decade ago.

(Note: I don’t normally edit these things, but as I was reading through it, I was surprised to find some genuinely offensive “jokes” that were apparently acceptable at the time. Those have been removed, as I didn’t want to repeat them here.)

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