literally my second biggest flex is that the guy behind osha official is my mutual. first biggest flex is that there's a discord server dedicated to hating on me

GUYS???

commission for @zanyzarah 🦋

Pointing excitedly!! Its my horrible little child!! Them!!!

(Thank you so much again for drawing Mir'Anon!)

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

lgbt ppl force their lifestyle on ppl? Try telling a straight woman at a hair salon you, a woman, want a buzzcut

Ashckdb when I was getting my hair cut off I showed lady the picture and she went to my mom to ask and my mom was like “….she 19” and then lady argued with me about during the ENTIRE cut and everytime she cut it shorter she said “this is nice, right? Keep it like this” I DONT WANT A BOB KAREN JUST CUT IT OFF

I was trying to go from hair halfway down my shoulder blades to a pixie cut and the lady kept asking thinking she was done (even though I’d given her a pic) my mom and I kept having to tell her “no. Even shorter” and she was like “rEaLlY” the whole godddamn time. Like please just do your job

This exact reason is why I got to barbers and not places that typically work with women’s hair. At a typical salon, it’s a battle to get just a clean, short cut, and I end up walking out looking like I’m ready to pick a fight with a manager in a grocery store. At a barber? Usually the guys are super chill about it and excited to see how they can make the cut work with my facial structure. Only a few times I’ve had a guy warn me, “there’s some parts of this cut that are super masculine, I know a way we can make it still the same cut but a *little* softer” and even then it turned out amazing.

So tl;dr pro tip for ladies looking for that nice clean buzz; barbers can be your best friend!

I go to an old man that talks about his grandkids, and lemme tell ya when I went and asked for this like short pompadour-esque style that man got GIDDY doing my hair, unlike all the women I’ve gone to.

That was the first time I have ever like actually loved my hair after a haircut, ya gotta get an old barber if you want it short

Raccoon Trevor better be canon.

this woman is imo the funniest person on YouTube

Her name is Karolina Zebrowska and she is a national treasure

She’s from Poland so I’d say she’s an international treasure, but YES CHECK HER OUT SHE’S GREAT

Bringing this back to fight against the defamation of Furry The Boss

working in customer service is like being an npc in the world's most boring video game

you have set dialogue and actions that you repeat to every person who approaches you. whenever you're alone you just stand there waiting for someone to interact with you. sometimes strangers will just walk up and start attacking you for no reason.

The thing about weed not existing in Fallout is so funny because Hancock is so clearly written as like a classic stoner character but instead of weed he takes horse tranquilizers and meth.

licherally nobody is doing it like him

if i may:

Giveaway time!

So hokay. I reached 1k posts because I’m insane and reblog fucking everything.

Anyway.

My main passion is FFXIV so i want to offer TWO THINGS.

Happy holidays and have a good time ny’all <3

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

respect Edelgard von Hresvelg or die by my sword

dope af

ball guy fan club