Dancin on the rooftop, doo doo doo~

GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGH’ NOW THAT AIN’T SAFE DARLIN’ I TOLD YA LAST TIME!

NO!

WHO DID THIS! WHO INJURED MY BEAUTIFUL WALMART!!!

To all the first Retailwatch blogs: Who here remembers TMZ Sombra?

Do you all remember how she would always get the dirt on everyone and create a hilarious, over-exaggerated story? It’s a real shame she had to go.

// Dude yes ;-; I miss them so much, they were awesome

//oh goodness, the simple days of retailwatch!

//they had so much dirt i miss them dearly their cryptid stories were Peak Shitpost

//TMZ Sombra was a blessing. Anyone remember the DVA who took her place after she left?

I had a fever dream during my daily Ball Cage Naps that I was standing in a waterfall and this man came up to me and said “who are you, really?” and I woke up crying. Why does he look almost like me why

Maybe he’s an evil duplicate. Be careful they like glitter. And also glue. God help us if they ever discover what glitter glue is.

WHAT IS THIS GLITTER GLUE YOU SPEAK OF?!

Nothing there’s no such thing as glitter glue.

I ingested all of the glitter glue we had on stock so this demon cannot gain more power.

Have you ever wanted to join retailwatch but just cant decide a character? 

Why. why would you want to join retailwatch. why would you want that. what the hell. only losers work in retail. 

Send my muse some bad pick-up lines!

Discourse of the Day

//mcfuck me up MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE cant mcfuck MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

@ask-whataburger-young-mccree @ask-tsc-mccree @ask-hilton-hotel-mccree

how exactly you wan’ me to go ab’t doin’ that pa

i got a shovel d’ya want that

Can I use the shovel to shove friendship bracelets down someones throat? 

you can do whatev’r u want with a shovel if you buy now, only $40

but thats too much.

then make ur own shovel, it aint that hard

wood and metal, both sold here at Tractor Supply CO.

but that also cost money.

then i can only offer advice

have u tried using your hands

Can I just steal one from my neighbor? 

that works too, just make sure not to break it or som’thin

Thank, kid.

no prob pa

hope it goes well

It probably won’t.

not with that attitude, mr grumpy

be more positive abt it and surely you will succeed

at least thats what this book says

Can I see the book?

ya go ahead and give it a read

its called “101 Tips to Get Things Done”

its real useful for farmwork

*Takes out a pen and writes in the book Dont be positive*

ok now dont write in my book

im taking it back and now u owe me a quarter

When hell freezes over.

as long as i get that quarter back ill wait forever

Then we will be here forever.

just go steal a quarter and then we wont

Fine, here’s a quarter I stole yesterday.

that’ll do thanks for doin business

 I stole the quarter from you.

now c'mon go steal a quarter somewhere else

No you already said its fine.

what if i up the price to two quarters and one of them cannot be from me?

How about I walk out of here?

oh wait i found a quarter on the sidewalk by the park im good now

its def not my quarter

But what’s behind your ear? *pulls out a quarter from behind his ear*

did u just steal that quarter from me again jackie

gdi pa

No it was magic, but now my feelings are hurt.

aww shucks

say if u can do it again ill believe u

*pulls out a toy dinosaur from his ear*

holy shit

magic is real

//mcfuck me up MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE cant mcfuck MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

@ask-whataburger-young-mccree @ask-tsc-mccree @ask-hilton-hotel-mccree

how exactly you wan’ me to go ab’t doin’ that pa

i got a shovel d’ya want that

Can I use the shovel to shove friendship bracelets down someones throat? 

you can do whatev’r u want with a shovel if you buy now, only $40

but thats too much.

then make ur own shovel, it aint that hard

wood and metal, both sold here at Tractor Supply CO.

but that also cost money.

then i can only offer advice

have u tried using your hands

Can I just steal one from my neighbor? 

that works too, just make sure not to break it or som’thin

Thank, kid.

no prob pa

hope it goes well

It probably won’t.

not with that attitude, mr grumpy

be more positive abt it and surely you will succeed

at least thats what this book says

Can I see the book?

ya go ahead and give it a read

its called “101 Tips to Get Things Done”

its real useful for farmwork

*Takes out a pen and writes in the book Dont be positive*

ok now dont write in my book

im taking it back and now u owe me a quarter

When hell freezes over.

as long as i get that quarter back ill wait forever

Then we will be here forever.

just go steal a quarter and then we wont

Fine, here’s a quarter I stole yesterday.

that’ll do thanks for doin business

 I stole the quarter from you.

now c'mon go steal a quarter somewhere else

No you already said its fine.

what if i up the price to two quarters and one of them cannot be from me?

How about I walk out of here?

oh wait i found a quarter on the sidewalk by the park im good now

its def not my quarter

But what’s behind your ear? *pulls out a quarter from behind his ear*

did u just steal that quarter from me again jackie

gdi pa

No it was magic, but now my feelings are hurt.

aww shucks

say if u can do it again ill believe u

//mcfuck me up MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE cant mcfuck MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

@ask-whataburger-young-mccree @ask-tsc-mccree @ask-hilton-hotel-mccree

how exactly you wan’ me to go ab’t doin’ that pa

i got a shovel d’ya want that

Can I use the shovel to shove friendship bracelets down someones throat? 

you can do whatev’r u want with a shovel if you buy now, only $40

but thats too much.

then make ur own shovel, it aint that hard

wood and metal, both sold here at Tractor Supply CO.

but that also cost money.

then i can only offer advice

have u tried using your hands

Can I just steal one from my neighbor? 

that works too, just make sure not to break it or som’thin

Thank, kid.

no prob pa

hope it goes well

It probably won’t.

not with that attitude, mr grumpy

be more positive abt it and surely you will succeed

at least thats what this book says

Can I see the book?

ya go ahead and give it a read

its called “101 Tips to Get Things Done”

its real useful for farmwork

*Takes out a pen and writes in the book Dont be positive*

ok now dont write in my book

im taking it back and now u owe me a quarter

When hell freezes over.

as long as i get that quarter back ill wait forever

Then we will be here forever.

just go steal a quarter and then we wont

Fine, here’s a quarter I stole yesterday.

that’ll do thanks for doin business

 I stole the quarter from you.

now c'mon go steal a quarter somewhere else

No you already said its fine.

what if i up the price to two quarters and one of them cannot be from me?

How about I walk out of here?

oh wait i found a quarter on the sidewalk by the park im good now

its def not my quarter

But what’s behind your ear? *pulls out a quarter from behind his ear*

did u just steal that quarter from me again jackie

gdi pa

//mcfuck me up MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE cant mcfuck MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

@ask-whataburger-young-mccree @ask-tsc-mccree @ask-hilton-hotel-mccree

how exactly you wan’ me to go ab’t doin’ that pa

i got a shovel d’ya want that

Can I use the shovel to shove friendship bracelets down someones throat? 

you can do whatev’r u want with a shovel if you buy now, only $40

but thats too much.

then make ur own shovel, it aint that hard

wood and metal, both sold here at Tractor Supply CO.

but that also cost money.

then i can only offer advice

have u tried using your hands

Can I just steal one from my neighbor? 

that works too, just make sure not to break it or som’thin

Thank, kid.

no prob pa

hope it goes well

It probably won’t.

not with that attitude, mr grumpy

be more positive abt it and surely you will succeed

at least thats what this book says

Can I see the book?

ya go ahead and give it a read

its called “101 Tips to Get Things Done”

its real useful for farmwork

*Takes out a pen and writes in the book Dont be positive*

ok now dont write in my book

im taking it back and now u owe me a quarter

When hell freezes over.

as long as i get that quarter back ill wait forever

Then we will be here forever.

just go steal a quarter and then we wont

Fine, here’s a quarter I stole yesterday.

that’ll do thanks for doin business

 I stole the quarter from you.

now c'mon go steal a quarter somewhere else

No you already said its fine.

what if i up the price to two quarters and one of them cannot be from me?

How about I walk out of here?

oh wait i found a quarter on the sidewalk by the park im good now

its def not my quarter

//mcfuck me up MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE cant mcfuck MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

@ask-whataburger-young-mccree @ask-tsc-mccree @ask-hilton-hotel-mccree

how exactly you wan’ me to go ab’t doin’ that pa

i got a shovel d’ya want that

Can I use the shovel to shove friendship bracelets down someones throat? 

you can do whatev’r u want with a shovel if you buy now, only $40

but thats too much.

then make ur own shovel, it aint that hard

wood and metal, both sold here at Tractor Supply CO.

but that also cost money.

then i can only offer advice

have u tried using your hands

Can I just steal one from my neighbor? 

that works too, just make sure not to break it or som’thin

Thank, kid.

no prob pa

hope it goes well

It probably won’t.

not with that attitude, mr grumpy

be more positive abt it and surely you will succeed

at least thats what this book says

Can I see the book?

ya go ahead and give it a read

its called “101 Tips to Get Things Done”

its real useful for farmwork

*Takes out a pen and writes in the book Dont be positive*

ok now dont write in my book

im taking it back and now u owe me a quarter

When hell freezes over.

as long as i get that quarter back ill wait forever

Then we will be here forever.

just go steal a quarter and then we wont

Fine, here’s a quarter I stole yesterday.

that’ll do thanks for doin business

 I stole the quarter from you.

now c'mon go steal a quarter somewhere else

No you already said its fine.

what if i up the price to two quarters and one of them cannot be from me?

//mcfuck me up MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE cant mcfuck MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

@ask-whataburger-young-mccree @ask-tsc-mccree @ask-hilton-hotel-mccree

how exactly you wan’ me to go ab’t doin’ that pa

i got a shovel d’ya want that

Can I use the shovel to shove friendship bracelets down someones throat? 

you can do whatev’r u want with a shovel if you buy now, only $40

but thats too much.

then make ur own shovel, it aint that hard

wood and metal, both sold here at Tractor Supply CO.

but that also cost money.

then i can only offer advice

have u tried using your hands

Can I just steal one from my neighbor? 

that works too, just make sure not to break it or som’thin

Thank, kid.

no prob pa

hope it goes well

It probably won’t.

not with that attitude, mr grumpy

be more positive abt it and surely you will succeed

at least thats what this book says

Can I see the book?

ya go ahead and give it a read

its called “101 Tips to Get Things Done”

its real useful for farmwork

*Takes out a pen and writes in the book Dont be positive*

ok now dont write in my book

im taking it back and now u owe me a quarter

When hell freezes over.

as long as i get that quarter back ill wait forever

Then we will be here forever.

just go steal a quarter and then we wont

Fine, here’s a quarter I stole yesterday.

that’ll do thanks for doin business

 I stole the quarter from you.

now c'mon go steal a quarter somewhere else

//mcfuck me up MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE cant mcfuck MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

@ask-whataburger-young-mccree @ask-tsc-mccree @ask-hilton-hotel-mccree

how exactly you wan’ me to go ab’t doin’ that pa

i got a shovel d’ya want that

Can I use the shovel to shove friendship bracelets down someones throat? 

you can do whatev’r u want with a shovel if you buy now, only $40

but thats too much.

then make ur own shovel, it aint that hard

wood and metal, both sold here at Tractor Supply CO.

but that also cost money.

then i can only offer advice

have u tried using your hands

Can I just steal one from my neighbor? 

that works too, just make sure not to break it or som’thin

Thank, kid.

no prob pa

hope it goes well

It probably won’t.

not with that attitude, mr grumpy

be more positive abt it and surely you will succeed

at least thats what this book says

Can I see the book?

ya go ahead and give it a read

its called “101 Tips to Get Things Done”

its real useful for farmwork

*Takes out a pen and writes in the book Dont be positive*

ok now dont write in my book

im taking it back and now u owe me a quarter

When hell freezes over.

as long as i get that quarter back ill wait forever

Then we will be here forever.

just go steal a quarter and then we wont

Fine, here’s a quarter I stole yesterday.

that'll do thanks for doin business