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KOI WO SURU NARA NIDOME GA JOTO (2024) | 1.05

they're all here 🥹✌🏻🫶🏻

HERE WE GO ✌🏻🤭🏃🏼‍♀️

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

WE'RE LIVE 🎉🍾

always the power couple 💚

"Love is what separates us from the animals" no. Bears also fuck and seagulls love their babies. What separates us from the animals is our physical need for, and mental capacity to produce toilet paper.

The line of causation goes like this:

toilet paper is way newer and more culturally-specific than this post makes it seem, though. ancient Greeks used ceramic; ancient Romans used water and a sponge. the oldest toilet-paper-like things are from ancient China, 6th century AD, but modern toilet paper wasn't invented until the 19th century. and in today's world, toilet paper is not the only solution. bidets exist, are common in parts of Europe and Asia, and are arguably more hygienic than toilet paper.

perhaps the real thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to get into internet arguments over the history of toilet paper

tbh like most posts attempting to speculate about what separates us from animals, it falls into the category of "wrong but funny"

Yeah like 90% of the time I'm just Recreationally Saying Shit to see if anybody corrects me. I'm really not here to claim to I know what I'm talking about, but this is an efficient way to find someone who does.

"Eventually brain and ass reach critical mass and farming is discovered"

Never in my life have I seen a more beautifully succinct summary of human evolution.

Your great-great-great grandfather was a vampire. However, the vampire genes are so diluted all it means is you’re mildly annoyed by crosses, are allergic to garlic, and get sunburned easily.

gunsmile got into drama with august vachivarit??? what??? please someone explain I'm so lost lol

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

haunted

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

Bad paint?

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

Most curses are science we don’t understand

“most curses are science we don’t understand” woah ok there pal there’s no need to crash through half my reality and light it on fire like calm down

The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912

#fuck dude he sure does

[ID: 1. A transcript of the above text: “There was a young fellow from Perth / Who was born on the day of his birth. / He was married, they say, / On his wife’s wedding day, / And he died on his last day on earth.” 2. A meme of a man folding his arms, angry. In the first panel, he looks immensely irritated. In the second, he throws up his arms and shouts, in a rage, “I guess!” /end ID.]

hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself

Not ‘support’ as in ‘supportive’, ‘support’ as in ‘load-bearing’.

#oh he supports plenty of loads all right

#yall read ‘emotional support x’ and think ‘emotionally supportive’? #girl they’re a *stress ball* not a fukin therapist 😂 [X]

Tags from @goddamnshinyrock:

#whenever I see a character described as a stress ball#I think of that time my childhood dog caught one of the baby chicks#and instead of eating it she held it in her mouth and applied juuust enough pressure to make it peep#and then would ease off and do it again#until we extracted the (damp and traumatized) chick#that is what I am doing with my blorbos#squeeze until PEEP!

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

This is genuinely frightening

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

It Follows (2014)

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.