Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.

some more gorgeous aesthetic blurry, sparkly eras tour wallpapers ✨️

i ghost wrote this

Francesca Bridgerton really info dumped about her special interest to John Stirling and he said, “I can’t think of anything witty to say in response but I can leave abruptly to give her a grand gesture relating to what she just told me.”

And Francesca really said, “I’m so grateful I literally cannot wait to perform this piece. I’m gonna leave abruptly even though both my suitors are in front of me.”

This is the kind of autistic x autistic relationship I dream about.

so, so valid of anthony to barely be in this season because he canonically can’t stop fucking his wife long enough to be a functioning member of society

i am very proudly claiming my "fan before the show came out" badge for agggtm

Cardan not going after Jude during her exile always makes me cry because the only reason he wasn’t is because he wanted to respect her wants and autonomy so bad. He didn’t want to make her come back if she didn’t want to, didn’t look for her because he genuinely believed Jude would come back if she wanted to be found. And again it’s just so in-character of him to automatically think she’s just found something better than him because no one ever willingly picked and stayed with him when they had a choice so why would she?

the best part of the eras tour movie is the bridge of long live. the way she sings it, her expressions, that's when the song hits the hardest. i feel as if I'm floating. I understand the true and deep meaning of the lyrics. 💜

when my children ask, i will tell them all about her. 🥹🤧

genuinely the way taylor clearly falls hard and fast and hopelessly in love every single time is very endearing. writing "this happens once every few lifetimes" and "no one's ever had me, not like you" on the same album that covers the breakdown of two relationships that were also seemingly destined and life changing and unmatched by anyone else is exactly what makes her so good at writing about relationships. if a songwriter doesn't feel everything with their whole chest and throw their whole being into it then I don't want it

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE

You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.

taylor swift | fortnight

How to make the word 'forget' rhyme with 'all'...?

Taylor: ... 🤔 got it!

the wait for ttpd

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍 https://taylor.lnk.to/ttpd-theanthology

tomorrow is the day everything will leak, people will get their cds shipped early, stores will sell the album early, twitter will be full of baits and it will be a game of “is this video going to spoil the entire album for me or is it just a ME! snippet” and chaos will ensue and I will dodge all of those bullets like I’m in the matrix

SO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING ! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A COUNTDOWN FOR TOMORROW 2PM WHICH WAS FOUND BECAUSE TAYLOR HAD PLANNED TO REVEAL ONE LETTER AT A TIME THROUGH QR CODES WHICH WERE ALL OVER THE WORLD AND ENDED UP SPELLING OUT FORAFORTNIGHT AND THERE ARE STILL LYRICS TO BE TEASED AT THE POP UP AT THE GROVE AND-