they call me George on account of my W Bush

I would join a book club if it was filled with haters and contrarians

by far the harshest truth ive ever had to come to terms with is that many people genuinely have absolute dogshit taste and that is, technically, not a crime

the world's first ethical gaslighter has told you all your failures in life were actually false memories

I feel uneasy

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

is that wrinkly kong

ok these are all quite certainly this exact picture of wrinkly kong. why

forget what you saw

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

(Empath) I can sense that you are butthurt

nature documentaries should get as popular as other mainstream tv shows like game of thrones or w/e people should love them imagine coming online and people are like yoooo did u see what waxy monkey tree frog did on last nights episode

they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way

We all got that one vassal who's read a few too many warrior tales... Trying to get a little freaky with it on the down low... Won't shut up about his loyalty unto death... Saying shit like "my liege, I am your blade...." Bitch I sent you to guard my isolated holdings in the eastern provinces for a reason!!!!!!! #REBLOG!!!!!