"It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to a good scare." Halloween (1978) dir. John Carpenter

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

how is this post still going around

there’s so much pathologizing over why enemies to lovers is a popular trope (something something the normalization of abuse something something) when the simplest and less moronic answer is that narratives thrive on irony and reversals, and there’s no greater irony than characters going from hating each other’s guts to loving each other unconditionally. raw thesis-antithesis-synthesis.

only weird people and grooms wear white suits. if you see a man in a white suit and he does not have a girl in an also white dress with him then make sure you are careful

kiryu im so sorry i didnt mean it im s

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

I think about this post every day

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

our summer

Elie Saab Spring 2024 Haute Couture

"Now I'm no expert in schoolyard custom, but these duels for the Rose Bride's betrothal—let's call them a turkey of fanfare, Ms. Utena. And within that turkey is a duck. Within that duck, a chicken. This entire ridiculous ritual is one blasted turducken of obfuscation."

Jude and Cardan 🥀

oh shit - i was time travelling and accidentally killed an ancient italian. doesn’t matter tho everyone was killing each other, when in Reme do as the Remans

Maxim Polivanyi (Ukrainian), Evening December, 2022, Acrylic on canvas

all i can think of when i saw that cutscene

Item: apparatus allowing a horse to fire a gun

i love when academics are like this

from the translator's introduction in my copy of antigone... she's his blorbo.... <3