Winter Solider -> Wiener Solider in a matter of seconds!

Here a better shot of this scene

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

Spencer is the perfect example. He dropped out of law school, yeah, but he still got the fuck in.

And he retained enough to win a case against corporate lawyers after only being in law school for 3 days.

He also bought an ostrich on the request of a magic 8 ball.

Intelligence vs wisdom

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

Jdjsjsjsks

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

i literally can’t breathe from this

Go d

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash

I’m always going to reblog this! If I don’t, then it means I’m dead

tony: friday, reset all protocol names

friday: i’m sorry sir, the “i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me” action is restricted

tony: peter what the fuck-

Tony: FRIDAY activate missle launchers!

FRIDAY; activating “this bitch empty, YEET” protocol

Tony: PETER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

Tony: eject arc reactor

FRIDAY: activating Boob Window protoc-

Tony: no

Tony: Friday, block Steve Rodgers 

Friday: Activating “His shield is he size of a dinner plate and he iz an idiot” protocol

Tony:

Tony: Okay I’ll allow that one

PPFFTTRUEHWEEEHE

I mean, right?

five fighting scene [spoilers] [this was the best part in ep 1]

Here’s my very niche content. Enjoy.

Poor Five

he doesn't have a swollen lip.mp4 [spoilers]

my last two brain cells

Ok, me

Credits to Tom Holland’s Instagram

British comedy at its finest haha

I’m dying this show is literally about letters and numbers and here is a guy reciting a poem about naming someone’s penis.

I love British programming 💕

My new little buddy is so precious. He rolls over to show you his belly with the smarmiest grin on his face, even as he’s about to fall off the bed. He’s just like the girl who plays Draco in A Very Potter Musical.