does andy just look the same every time he goes on kimmel or

idg the point of this. he looks the same because it’s just andy samberg. 

here’s some of my random spotify playlists check them out if you want they make no sense

Spencer x Reader “Dirty” Smut

Pieces located here are more on the dirty/kinky side of smut and are one-shots.

Frenzy ** I Have No Idea Why ** Another Side of You ** My Lady ** Roleplay for Dessert ** All Mine ** Caught ** The Perks of Dating a Genius ** The Sweetest Punishment ** This Changes Everything ** What a Surprise ** A Heated Discussion ** Too Hot ** Taking Control ** The Full Picture ** Earning My Title ** Checklist ** Indulging His Fantasy ** 16 Hours to Go ** High Risk ** For Our Eyes Only ** Contest ** Heat ** His Wildest Dreams ** A Wondrous Night ** Right Under Their Noses ** The Ecstasy of Words ** Big Spoon ** Trying Something New ** Don’t Take Your Eyes Off Me ** Pinned ** Show and Demonstration ** Beautiful Mess ** Unraveling Oblivion ** Not Most Men ** Follow My Instructions ** Communication is Sexy ** Pinch Me I Must Be Dreaming (collab with @criminal-minds-fanfiction) ** I Want You ** His Other Side ** Perfect View ** Switching Personas ** Painting ** Unfettered ** 

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

My minds telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling yeeees

Closing time

is this the music video for turf by amine

Spencer through the seasons hotness ranks.

Season 1: takes you to the local science exhibit and kisses you on the cheek after. Hot.

Season 2: making out in the park at midnight. Hot

Season 3: hot car sex on a stakeout complete with hand window thing from titanic. Hot

Season 4: chair sex in the kitchen, hands bruising your hips. Hot.

Season 5: you are the professor i want to fuck me over their desk, who refuses to let me call them anything but Dr. Reid during sex. Hot.

Season 6: daddy. Pure daddy. Hot.

Season 7: pull my hair and call me your slut kitten. Hot.

Season 8: broken crying sweet love making hot. Hushed whispers against your neck while he slowly thrusts into you hot.

Season 9: pull my hair and tell me you love me hot.

Season 10: break into the science lab at your collage reunion and fuck on the lab table hot.

Season 11: use that interrogation voice on me while you bend me over your desk hot.

Season 12 (pre jail): pull his hair while fucking him on a chair hot.

Season 12 (after jail): rough but sweet, fast but loving, biting your neck and bruising your hips, no mercy over stimulation, goes down for hours. Hot.

This has been cheynnes guild to reid seasonal hotness scale. Enjoy.

@reidbyers @reid-my-fortune @tortillachildalyssa @litandexciting @bookofreid @dontshootmespence @reidoneshots @criminal-minds-fanfiction

fCUK ME UP DR REID

step on my throat

i could write essays about andy samberg’s influence on incomprehensible millennial humor but the gist of it is that every snl/the lonely island bit he’s ever done (specifically the mm watcha say sketch but i could point to others) laid the groundwork for all the nonsense jokes we make today and we should be thanking him

Loki or Low-Key? 

(X)

probably jake and amy’s wedding

amy, coming to the end of her vows, which are thirteen pages long (double-sided, single-spaced. santiago style): you’ve made me happier than i could have ever thought possible

jake: (tearfully, struggling to get it out due to intense emotion) title of our sex tape

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

I think the best part about this is that there was an actual academic study done to find out what music dogs preferred, they set it up by kenneling dogs and figuring out which kind of music caused them to be more relaxed in the situation, and they found out that most dogs prefer soft rock and reggae. 

He probably really digs it.