Mosaic from Pompeii; circa 100 BC.
Nathan For You - Sporting Goods Store/ Antique Shop
nothing thrills me like the stanley cup playoffs. seven games of big men growing to hate each other more and more every day? and then when it's done, the winners do it all again with a new batch of men? it's like love island but for hate. hate island. what could be better than this
Robert Delaunay (French, 1885–1941) - Rythme circulaire, oil on canvas, 254 x 301 cm (1937)
playoffs hockey cons: scary, tense, more physically dangerous, everything makes my stomach hurt
playoffs hockey pros: they hug each other so MUCH in the cellies
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
🙏🏼
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girl
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course
Where’s the good news🤔🤔
edit: did I hear someone say wake up and then I woke up to no one in my room, it legit sounded like they whispered something in my ear as close as possible and all they said was “wake up” my sibling said it might of been our dead grandparent (this happened on that dead grandparents birthday)
hmmm
EDIT: MY BROTHER GOT A GIRLFRIEND HE JUST TEXTED ME BECAUSE I WENT TO TEXT HIM TO SAY HI AFTER REBLOGGING THIS AND (SNIFF SNIFF) UWUUGH AISKKAKASK 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 congrats brother welcome to the world of relationship
EDIT 2: his girlfriend is coming over for thanksgiving he just told me🥺
EDIT 3: the girlfriend thing was def a coincidence because something bad just happened I ran over a squirrel I hate this bagel I’m gonna go bury the goddamn squirrel 😭
Uh….well im already a mess so burn my kind ig
has the bagel affects worn off yet
never shall
rlly hoping this works bc im coming out tmrw and then will ask to go to a queer youth leadership summercamp
good luck!!!
Ty :)
fix something, almighty bagel
‘Boy and Net’, lithograph by Robert Tavener (1957)
i need vegas to steer into the skid with the LTIR thing. stop talking around it and get SILLY. everyone already thinks yuore doing cap shenanigans. make a website with a live counter for when Mark Stone comes back, but its just a minute by minute countdown to puck drop on day 1. poste a webMD definition of ruptured spleen. retweet some of the memes. idk. idk. theres an untapped market for engagement here. the clickthrough rate would be [rising stonks pic]
call mark stone my sea levels my no-knead focaccia my hot air balloon the way HE RISES. vegas admin if uou are reading this please, like, retweet something bait-y. im so fr. any engagement is good engagement because i think its funny when people r mad 👍
know the difference!
This is m y first hockey season and first time watching the playoffs. Any tips? Warnings??
sure! here’s frobbys guide to surviving the playoffs:
- the first round is the best round. everything is always happening all the time. pucks bounce. goalies get hot. there WILL be an upset and it WILL get messy.
- stay silly.
- don’t get involved in online arguments about dirty hits or injuries or fights. it happens every year and it’s never any fun.
- if your team is no longer in it: bandwagon a random team for a silly reason. best jersey. scariest mascot. least annoying fanbase. it’s more fun when you have something to care about.
- everyone will complain about the reffing the entire time and they’ll all be right.
- try to be considerate. no hate in other teams’ tags.
- if all else fails: root for the most dramatic outcome. hockey gods love mess. you’ll never be disappointed.
hope you have fun 🤍