Pixie Dust

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart | Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader | 18+

Summary: You and Eddie have both had crap luck on dates lately, nothing that can't be fixed with a strawberry milkshake. However, he gets asked out on a date and it goes well...until it turns your life on its head and he forgets how to pick up the phone. You don't even care that he's dating someone else you just want your best friend back.

Warnings: idiots in love, best friends to lovers, ANGST, brief EddiexChrissy, ooc Chrissy, attempted SA, bestfriend!Steve, and needy, desperate smut that makes it all worth it.

Thanks to @forget-you-morelike-fuck-you for editing bestie

I’m astounded at the response to the preview I posted last week. Thank you so much for the love, I hope you enjoy all 40k (20k wtf did my brain go)

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As you pull up to the little house at the end of the street, you look over to the sweet boy with blonde hair and green eyes nervously, curtaining a strand of hair behind one ear. He shoots you a smirk, white pearly teeth peeking from behind pretty pink lips. The date has gone phenomenally well, the conversation over dinner was easy and your date even easier on the eyes. You smooth your hands over the dress you’re wearing, picking at imaginary lint as you’re entirely unsure of what to say next.

The patches were fun to add

canon event: karen wheeler falling to her knees once nancy tells her george michael is gay

If my husband and I split up because of his drug problem and then he went to rehab and when he got out he immediately impregnated his new girlfriend after telling me for years that he didn't want kids, I would be murderously angry. I would be angry enough to destroy my public reputation for the rest of my life for making a spectacle of the whole situation and airing any and every grievance to anyone who would listen in an effort to ruin that man's miserable life. I seriously doubt my own ability to issue a measured response, after years of careful consideration. Luckily, many women are smarter than I am.

Anyway, I can't wait to read this 😍

I’m begging of you even if you disagree with Israel (rightly so), do not fall into the enemy of my enemy is my friend mentality. Do not forget the atrocities that the Islamic Republic has committed and is committing against its own people, including children. Do not forget Mahsa Amini and Nika Shahkarami and the millions killed by the Islamic Republic.

Sincerely, an Iranian.

The goodbye.

A man in Barcelona just killed his wife and his 2 children, and killed himself later. This happens all the time. Don't trust the male suicide statistics, because they include shit like this.

I don’t understand where all the libfems are at when porn is heinously racist. like libfems spend like 90% of their time condemning White FeminismTM and Supporting Women of ColorTM but have absolutely nothing to say about the millions of videos currently circulating on the internet of women being fetishised and stereotyped for their race in the most disgusting ways imaginable, bc they’re literally too scared to say a god damn word against anything that men enjoy

Problematic opinion but I think we need to do away with heterosexual sex scenes in movies. I consider it oppressive to make actresses endure kissing or being naked with a male actor. No credible profession should have such demeaning standards. Sex scenes in movies should only be between two women, with only female directors, and shown to a female only audience. Men shouldn't be allowed to create or spectate art. Good men should only be able to watch traffic cam footage and listen to white noise in the underground cellars. If you consider that too harsh, they can trade in their screen time for more hours in the sulfur mines.

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

Just a reminder for people cause I haven't seen many peope posting about it:

If you can, please braid your hair today in honor of Cole Brings Plenty. Cole was a Lakota actor who was found murdered with his hair cut. Rising Hearts has asked that everyone, indigenous or not, wear braids to honor him and remember those that have suffered the same.

If you can't braid your hair, then share posts of others!

Now is also a good time to share some support to indigenous charities, if you're able

https://www.risinghearts.org/

https://landback.org/

https://mmiwusa.org/

https://narf.org/

https://ndncollective.org/

https://www.niwrc.org/

there is zero evidence at this time that Cole was murdered.

The investigation is still ongoing, but he was found dead near his car in a forest days after being issued an arrest warrant for domestic violence.

Police got called to a house by neighbours due to a woman screaming for help. Cole had left before the police got there and was missing for a few days until they found his body. Cause of death not been released publicly. He had been charged with aggravated burglary, domestic battery and criminal restraint.

Sensitive for the family, and as I said investigation ongoing, so I'm not speculating on how he died or anything further that what he was charged with, but I feel like this is relevant information, and feel it is incredibly deceptive and harmful, even if accidental, to confidently state he was murdered given the above context and give that his death hasn't even concluded investigation yet.

I hope every single individual that thinks like this gets shot in the gut.

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

“You’ve a good heart.”

Your head lays against the side of the porcelain tub as your lower half is submerged beneath the warm bubble bath. The scent of lavender and bergamot filling the room, helping to ease your mind along with the velvety voice speaking so softly next to you.

An arm hangs over the side, your hand holding onto his knee as he sits on the bathroom floor next to the tub. Your thumb absentmindedly brushes along the hairs scattered across his knee before his hand covers yours, squeezing it a few times before lacing your fingers together.

With eyes closed, you listen as Eddie reads to you from your favorite book. A soft request after another day of hell at the office, wishing for a comfort only he’s able to give you. The comfort and safety of his presence.

You sigh as you hear the flip of another page, sinking into the warmth of the water. The warmth of his voice.

The warmth of him.

“Sweetheart.” His lilting voice stirs you from the half asleep haze you were drifting into.

You hum in response as he begins tapping a finger against your hand, lightly drumming out the beat to a song you know so well.

A gentle 1-2-3.

“I think we better get you out of there before you shrivel up.”

You huff, pouting as he stands to drain the tub and grab your towel from the counter.

“I’m so sleepy, Eds.”

You stand and take the towel from his outstretched hand as the squeaky whine leaves you. The sound does nothing but cause the smile on Eddie’s face to grow, making his heart swell with how adorable this sleepy version of you was.

After you towel off, he wraps your robe around you, rubbing your arms a bit before you’re melting into him. Your body collapsing into him as your nose digs into his neck, taking in that woodsy scent of his.

He leads you to bed, with a snort as you try to burrow into him, trying to get closer, wishing you could just sink into his skin.

You’re asleep before he can even lean over and click the lamp off.

Book/quote mentioned is Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman.

This was so cozy 🥹 & the sweet treatment from Eddie is so comforting and warm.

im thinking of jobs that involve contact with the private area. doctors, beauty salons, tattooist/piercer. they all wear gloves and work in sterile environments, also the worker is clothed.

im thinking of jobs that involve saliva. also doctors, covid test stations. again, sterile environment, worker is clothed, probably even wearing a mask, and gloves.

im thinking of jobs where the worker has to get naked. actors and actresses, models. they are at least supposed to have a coach on set and an agent supporting their safety.

none of this is implemented in prostitution and never will be because it destroys the illusion of it being about sex and not money and power exerted through it. sex cant be regulated or professionalised and thats beside the point that with all possible regulations it is still unwanted sex.

I’d only support legalizing prostitution if it had to be OSHA compliant and was subject to anti discrimination laws. And treated like all other skilled trades.

Here is Ted. He’s 56 and will give you a hand job in full PPE. All other sex acts would involve him removing his PPE and that would be illegal, sir.

He’s an expert and in a union so that will be $600.

The cushy union job he has means he and his coworkers viciously defend their blue collar jobs from women. “Women just can’t jerk a guy off with the same expertise”.

So enjoy a sex ratio of 80% male sex workers.

We’ll call them “handy men”.

Based pineapple.