Learned my parents had perished in a terrible fire at Claire’s

(Perished means killed)

So were you at Claire’s when you heard the news, or did they die at Claire’s?

gumball snaps and kills james charles

im loosing my SHIT

“Pokémom”

Britney omg why

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s.

Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie…

Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime

Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.

Chadwick and Jeremy showing us how to do a marvel interview right

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

My favorite movie.

i’m going to hit someone

ARE YOU F

MOTHER OF GOD

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

WHAT THE FUCK… LMFAO

@raphaelxantiago

i exposed myself on twitter i might as well post this here too

what old joke are we going to bring back next

NO

MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.

How… How have I not seen this?

Spread the Jafar!!!!

are the mlp horses the same size as actual horses because real horses are enormous and terrifying

so logically

you do know horses come in miniature version right

oh i see

et voíla

It’s called my LITTLE pony for a reason

ah yes

are we not going to talk about the dragon

ALTERNATE CONCLUSION

How do you get so much EXPRESSION from a (line-drawn) 2D swan?!

Birdtender Tea. No no.. it’s Bi-tender Tea.  Bi-BirdTeader?

It’s Just Boilt Twigs

This made me cry a lil and idk whyyyy

alex said FUCK pillager rights

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

so, you could say he’s got…… UNTIL DAWN????

i’ve seen a few posts going around of people trying to stump akinator and i think i’ve got it you guys

i’m gonna make him guess those trees off to the left

wish me luck

they’re fucking trees akinator

idk man i try to stay out of the relationship conflicts of vegetation

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS AKINATOR??????????????? FUCK THIS GAME

he’s j o

h n

c    e n

a

………I am going to commit a murder