Companion to:
my favorite thing about bats is when they scream at you and they look like this
moodboard
give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!
yes, yes...!
i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side
i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now
bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfucker
once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably
i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again
oh this is an EXCELLENT noise
“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”
and so the hunty becomes the hunted....
Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
pick him up
chrisbrayphotography
The dark side of nature! On her way down to spawn thousands of eggs into the ocean, this Christmas Island Red Crab paused to feast on the returning baby crabs (same species) that were spawned a month earlier, popping them into her mouth like popcorn!
girl boss
here’s your damn fish
(Y E E T)