She looked cute like .5 seconds before this derpy ass photo was taken
Working retail is such a rollercoaster, cause like one moment a kid is asking you what girls like because he needs to pick something out for his church secret santa, and the next you're trying to lure out a crackhead from the womens underwear section so you can go home. There is literally no chill at all.
The difference between my friends is astounding. 2 of them replied to my snap about going to my sisters last Christmas performance, and one was about how bittersweet it is in a well articulated, yet heartfelt, message, and the other one just resoponded with "the last melon".
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Me: *slightly offends friend* You can’t let me go, can you? ;)
Friend: Excuse you! You’re the one holding on to me. Stop denying the truth. You’re a furry and the one holding on!!!
Me:
You say you're not a furry, but I have a question. How many pairs of cat ears do you have?
THEY ARE MADE OF WIRE!! THEY DO NOT COUNT!!!
Ah, but dont they?
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I have been robbed
So, this morning, I awake to a frantic message from my friend @happygrasssmell with a sinister picture. It is a photoshopped image of a cat face on a shark body.
Now, most probably think, "Alright, and?"
The problem is that I, MANY YEARS AGO, dreamt of a cursed creature and drew it out for all to see, creating what I call Cat Shark
I AM COMPLETELY ENRAGED THAT MY CURSED CREATION WAS SOMEHOW LEAKED AND NOW SOMEONE ELSE CLAIMS MY CHILD. IT IS OUTRAGEOUS TO SAY THE LEAST
I just thought I would share that story with everyone. Also, thoughts on whether I should patent my other awful creations as to not go through this again?????
Justice fo Cat Shark!
here’s the deal y’all. little kids coming to college campuses is great and all, but i don’t pay thousands of dollars in tuition to wait in a 20 minute coffee line. not cool fam
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Proof that Jughead is about 80% of Archie’s impulse control. Every time Jughead goes away to another school, Archie goes rogue.
this is the best thing I’ve read today
My Sister: "I know its only November 5th, but I'm putting on A Christmas Story"
Me: "It's ok, it's November 6th"
Why yes, I do have a midterm in every class this week
You can almost hear his inner screams. Same little pumpkins boy...... same
when it gets anywhere below 75 in central California
Literature is a life in itself, always growing and changing with time, always building rings onto old stories.
existential crisis?
The other day, my brother said that sparkling water tastes like the feeling of hitting your funny bone. Honestly my mental sanity has been in exponential decline since I realized he’s right....