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Spooky Skeleton Diet

Fit into your Halloween costume!

DISCLAIMER: This diet is not healthy, nor is it easy. This is for the truly desperate and disciplined. Stay safe.

Start on October first.

1/10: 110 kcal

2/10: 210 kcal

3/10: 310 kcal

4/10: 410 kcal

5/10: 510 kcal

6/10: 610 kcal

7/10: 710 kcal

8/10: 810 kcal

9/10: Fast

10/10: Mono (anything orange!)

11/10: 111 kcal

12/10: 121 kcal

13/10: 13 kcal

14/10: back coffee fast (0 kcal sweetener is ok)

15/10: IU diet

16/10: IU diet

17/10: Carrots and dark (70%+) chocolate

18/10: 500 kcal

19/10: 900 kcal

20/10: Tea fast

21/10: a lollipop and a PSL

22/10: 600 kcal

23/10: 400 kcal

24/10: 240 kcal

25/10: 250 kcal

26/10: 666 kcal

25/10: Mono (anything black or purple)

27/10: 620 kcal

28/10: 400 kcal

29/10: 200 kcal

30/10: fast

31/10: no count (binge)

I used almost this exact diet a year back and saw crazy results but I’m warning that it will make you feel like shit. Use with caution.

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gentle reminder

i know it’s hard, so the fact that you’re still standing despite every thing the world has thrown at you is more than amazing; i know you can keep going; it’s going to be okay, you can do this

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Holy FUCK y’all, magic scale

This week I’ve been eating more than 500 calories EVERY day, and there were two days where I ate over 2000. Water and food weight brought me up to 129 lbs! I’ve been drinking green tea and taking Hydroxycut Max but obviously those things don’t typically do much to help when you have zero self control lol. So I step on the scale this morning, expecting to see 126, maybe 125, but what do I see??

119.4 POUNDS, BABY

I was so certain the scale was wrong that I weighed myself five different times

REBLOG TO LOSE TEN FUCKING POUNDS OVERNIGHT YO

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When you thought the Ana community was all dainty, supportive girls who just want to be skinny VS reality

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“Life keeps dragging me down and it’s getting to a point where I don’t want to get up anymore”

— the-saddest-comedy

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imatterdonti
“I’m losing myself. I’m so sad and afraid . I’m so fucking sad and afraid.”

— Thoughts I’ll never speak out loud.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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invisiblelad

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

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anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

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greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

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