Su puta madre

58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:

“Fuck you.” “Fuck you, too.”

Nah, there’s definitely some “are you fucking shitting me?” and “have you tried, perchance, using your eyeballs?” in there too.

[I know they are meant to be talking shit…but I can’t understand a word of it]

It’s a lot of subtext, all passive agressive.

Deadpool introduces Danny Phantom to the 4th wall.

3am lemon run 🍋 (as one does) in socks n’ knock off slides with your informally adopted son/human nightlight. 

Jackie Chan, the Godfather of Parkour?

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

Hey there! Looks like it’s time for me to join the fanart party! I kinda just… accidentally started a comic. And I gotta say, it’s been a while since I’ve enjoyed drawing this much. So, hope you’ll enjoy it too ^^ I present to you the adventures of Mel and Iz! Oh and you can probably ask them some questions too, since that’s what people do here on Tumblr.  Next

“Tonight Spartan, we feast on Hostile Mashed Potatoes“

Obsessed with this

@the-expatriate

You’ve all know Walk of Shame, But have you seen Walk Of Pride? 

(Source)

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Babe wake up new chocolate man video dropped

it’s the fucking chocolate man again!!!!!

amaury guichon is a chocolate sorcerer I accept this but is he a fucking architect too? did he study design or carpentry or some shit? man’s either got an impressive wheelhouse of technical skills or a lot of help

Card series by Pavel Popov

I rewatched both shows at the same time, of course this was gonna happen

 (i know Ed’s leg is in the opposite side shh)