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MERLIN 5.11 ⋄ The Drawing of the Dark

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

Can I get a new meme format here

OP you didn't have to set yourself up like this you could have just posted the meme

me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

This Oregon female is the 4th person in her graduating class to die under mysterious circumstances. Now when convention and science offer us no answers, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?

The X-Files (1993-2018) | 1.01 "Pilot"

I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

My mom said i couldn't sleepover, sorry freddy......

0 Nights at Freddy's

i'll fucking do it but christ alive

Once again, we do not accept "aita for feeling" submissions here, please stop sending them.

once again opening a ship tag on AO3 and opening a dozen fics and closing out of almost all of them immediately because they would not fucking act like that

why is it – i know why. this is a rhetorical question – that so many people have a fixed idea of what A Romance looks like and will mold the characters to fit it. rather than molding what the romance looks like to fit how the characters think and act.

like. i am drawn to repressed sarcastic bastards who would rather run into a burning building than verbalise their feelings. that is their appeal. why are you having them say 'i love you' while holding their partner's hands in full view of two dozen other people. stop that. they wouldn't fucking do that. other things can be a love confession. other things can be a display of affection. have you never anticipated someone's needs! done a task they hate without having to be asked! remembered their favourite food! rearranged your plans for their convenience! punched someone in the gut for insulting them! have some damn imagination!!!

hallmark movies won't tell you this but the love languages are actually access intimacy, in-jokes, learning the little details, attack dogism, and voluntary vulnerability

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

all eldest children are obligated to leave their hometowns as early as possible lest they succumb to the various generational curses

tumblr wrapped: you made 128953258 posts about that pathetic dead gay bitch from a show that ended years ago