WHY AREN’T YOU INVITING ME TO TRIVIA NIGHT? Why wouldn’t I be interested? I LOVE TRIVIA! I LOVE NIGHTS!!!
Do you know what’s really happening right now? You’re learning what it’s like to be human.
Sir, with your brain, and my body, and my brain? We make one unstoppable unit.
Comedy is such a strange thing in the world. On occasion, it can be treated with a lot of reverence, but it’s generally treated a little bit less than reverentially. Still, I’m doing this for a living. People call and ask me to come do comedy. I’m writing comedy, and people are letting me make it. I’ve already won. Everything from this point on is about what I want my career to look like. When it’s over, I want to stand by all the things I’ve made.