blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
grainadloafs-deactivated2021101
i love how in the sims 4 there’s a complex parenting system involving teaching kids empathy/manners/responsibility etc and if u neglect them they’ll grow up with neurosis like no emotional control and like deep rooted trauma … & like in sims 3 it was just like uhh ur kid didn’t study enough in school so now he’s developed the vegetarian trait and also he’s a pyromaniac and he’s scared of water
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes
tom-marvolo-dildo
singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!
singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
someone: *notices an intimate detail about me & shares the observation with me* me: who are u working for
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
when your friend is lying but you know the truth
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
One of the best signs I saw at Pride yesterday
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
attention!!! i am currently seeking employment!!! i will accept any of the following offers:
- governess for an intelligent child in an old, decaying mansion in the english/scottish countryside (MAYBE american, but it has to be a part of the country where it rains a lot) (note: the house must host at LEAST one ghost) (second note: if the child’s parent is single, good-looking, brooding, moody, and compatible with my sexual orientation, even better)
- handmaiden for the Lady Of the House in a mansion, castle, or sprawling country estate (note: the Lady Of the House must avoid questions, give vague answers about her history, have a fondness for red wine, and avoid venturing outside during daylight hours. a fondness for masquerade balls is not required but HIGHLY preferred)
- personal tutor for the Young Lady Of the House whose father will not allow her to see any men, but feels he can trust me, another young woman, to keep his daughter out of trouble (note: in this scenario i can play piano so we can play together and “accidentally” brush hands)
- assistant to a private investigator in a city where it always rains and always seems to be night, with vaguely humanoid clientele (note: the investigator must wear a long, black coat. after i’ve solved a case all my own – probably around book 4 or 5 – i get one too.)
- secretary or assistant to a friendly, wealthy, but suspiciously evasive businessman, who i have an awkward friendship with (note: the businessman must secretly be a thief but he doesn’t tell me at first because he wants to protect me) (second note: he must also be in love with me) (third note: after a few months of this i become a thief too)
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
i opened this ugly app to do something but I can’t remember what it was
amantedelpeligro97
maybe it was to find love
no actually it was so i could find this specific image
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
spongebob screencaps that have a feeling
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
foxgrl
did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant?
no its his last day of kindergarten and its for his mom
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu
Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender
…Shit, you’re right.
That spin he does. That is an airbendery move.
13flamingbees
Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)
Didn’t find one with his glider, but it shows how similar the move is
avatarkorrras
and this move that zuko used is so similar to the airbending style of fighting, bumi and zuko learned from the best
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
spongebob-daily
wellisnthatwizard
this episode was so stressful
livelaughloveatrandom
My heart couldn’t take it
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
on the subject of Humans Are Space Orcs i keep thinking it would be funny if ‘pursuit predator’ humans got together with an ‘ambush predator’ feliform species. and like. humans enjoy walking around with their friends! and the feliforms enjoy huddling in a concealed location with their friends! and it takes all of half an hour for a human to pick up a scarf and make a sling to take their pal with them while they go grab some lunch.
our new friends are like ‘are you sure this isn’t an inconvenience’ and the humans are like ‘are you kidding we do this with terran cats whether they like it or not’
also the team-up of humans and the feliform species gives most herbivore species in the galaxy screaming nightmares because here is a mobile tower that will follow you for 16 hours straight and it’s carrying a bag full of sneaky murder like it’s a baby this is not okay
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
the two headed calf poem and vincent d'onofrio’s tweet about pigs both hit me so hard and both have the exact same energy. there’s just something about the innocence of simple creatures and how they gaze at the stars the same way we do
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
#same
blacklionblackpaladin reblogged
