leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

trout reznor (trent reznor if he was a fish): my whole existence is cod

nine inch scales. whatever.

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

a classic

thinking abt that time in one of my art classes when the prof put up a silhouette of L from death note and said “this is not an effective design bc you can’t tell who this character is from this shape” 

and everyone in the class went like “yes we can that’s L from death note”

and everyone in

the class went like “yes we can

that’s L from death note”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.

Officially licensed 2003 Donkey Kong jelly pop candy.

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Every day I think about how a ganondorf character model was going to be used in majora’s mask and be working in the swamp. Every day I am a step closer to debilitating insanity.

Really cannot recommend the fic "King of the Fishing Hole" by Ibijau more than enough for people who are enamored with this idea and would like to see an excellent execution of it. It's a nifty, well-written oneshot that's just over 4k words, and though I read it only once years ago, it's stuck with me through all that time (and this coming from someone who doesn't really read fic + dislikes most of it).

it's been years and it's still genuinely crazy to me that the first two seasons of stranger things had this throughline where all the bad things that were happening in hawkins were directly caused by the us government and that they were excusing the awful things they were doing to their own citizens (children!) through cold war/red scare reactionism. and then in season three there was a secret russian base under the town mall.

Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

this website is so easy

i really love how many ppl are like “i’ve never watched star trek but i would die for data” because that’s truly the biggest mood

literally everyone regardless of whether they’ve seen every single episode of TNG or absolutely zero:

It's that easy

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