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mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

I went to see my doctor today and the first thing she said to me was “you know you have a mullet, right?”... I do but thank you for the swift diagnosis

just a dude & his skateboard

Tony hawk exists in a liminal space constantly

hmmm

They have nine beverages between the two of them

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

system of a left

system of a right

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.

I want ten.

It’s $875

Homophobia and ableism strikes again

how does this already exist

Minecraft is just:

Hmm, no, not there

Perfect

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

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