when the fastidious magistrate loses his temper, even the warlord shivers...
relax bro have a seat, grab one of the chilled almond joys from off of the ice sculpture coffee table
i do love me an almond joy…
she got that unreal engine pussy
how it feels liking and reblogging posts
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
The red planet. Presidential design awards 2000.
smiling through it all can't believe this is my life
King Laios
you’re very special to me *gives you this*
a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
Collared peccary Dicotyles tajacu
Observed by andraescholz, CC BY-NC
you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.