*drinks some water* oooh yeah baby…..health goth … *washes hands* ooooooohhh yeah it’s cleancore …

Story: *is supposed to be about creepy/bizarre/horror/paranormal things*

Me: 

Story: *is actually just about an inaccurate representation of a mentally ill person who is experiencing symptoms of mental illness, written by someone who obviously has never experienced those symptoms first hand and is just trying to be edgy* 

Me: 

w

that one mutual who appears in your notifications like a deer at a watering hole tho. like, just wanders in every once in a while, drinks some of the water - looks up at you from across the cool river water. you nod in acknowledgment, slowly, so you don’t scare them away - they nod back. you stare at each other for a moment in a careful kind of camaraderie. they turn and prance back into the forests, back to some other watering hole, some other life - you watch them go. you stay. you wonder if, this time, they will never come back

carry on my wayward *gunshot* *gunshot* gunshot* *cash register noise*

When you aren’t the baby of the Hero roster anymore

Orisa If Your Reading This I Would Die for You

I fell in love with a princess today

your WHAT

promo me, i remade and only have like half of my mutuals back (links)

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person