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Kickass Women

@readingtoescape-blog1 / readingtoescape-blog1.tumblr.com

Hello! My name is Becca I am a 20 year old college student. I spend my time on here relaxing.  This is my fanfic/imagine blog, my other blog is http://entermagicalrealms.tumblr.com/ Marvel / Sons of Anarchy / Harry Potter
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Dissonance [Prologue]

summary: There’s something about the girl with flowers that fascinates the God of the Underworld. || [hades!bucky x persephone!reader] || mythology au

warnings: none, for now

note: Here is a little sneak peek/introduction to the Mythology AU that I’m writing with H (@mangowoods). He’s gracing me with the permission to use some excerpts from a book he’s written called ‘The Gods are Dead.’ Everything in blockquotes is from his book. He has a chapter up on his page if you’d like to go check it out. Without further ado, here is Dissonance. Also, I made this little visual. Tell me what y’all think; feedback is always appreciated!

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creamynut

After you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death.

I legit argued with my mother that I was 33…. I’m 34. 🙈

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It’s literally the cutest thing ever in the “A Film by Peter Parker” section of Homecoming where girls wave at Peter and he gives an adorable lil surprised smile at the camera like that’s the shit I live for

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it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

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bella-chans

If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?

I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face

My first major surgery was done by a clean cut, gorgeous man with a French accent.

Didn’t stop him from fucking up my surgery and losing his license to practice here because he liked to do cocaine before surgery.

Its almost like how someone looks doesn’t dictate their qualifications.

I have tattoos up my arm that are visible when I work, and blue and purple hair that I don’t put in a pony tail to hide.

AND I WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE.

I guarantee, when you can’t breathe and the blue of your lips matches my hair, you won’t give a single shit about what I look like.

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Y'all wanna be pulling receipts about something another blogger said in 2006 because it’s not that you give a single fuck about progress and changing minds and attitudes, but because you want internet brownie points for “dragging” someone else and looking mightier than though. BYE!

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kateordie

2 years old and still true as the day it was typed

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I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

reblog Magneto punching a Nazi

you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog

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“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

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magpiecake

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

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This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)

this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!

Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally a sturdy squeaker ball.

They have packages of toys designed based on play-style (I’m getting the ‘thrasher’ pack for Aiden’s birthday).

They also have a “destroyer’s club” where you can earn points by showing them the carnage your dogs inflict on their barkshop toys and earn a free toy. 

It’s a really great company and if I could get free shipping i’d be spending my heart away on their stuff. 

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