You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

“oh thank god” says the writer

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

ハウルの動く城 · Howl’s Moving Castle

shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

op you couldve jus come to my house n punched me in the face

I came here to have a good time nd honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now

SEROTONIN

casually learning how the stock market works because my dedication to the drama knows no bounds

amen

studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes

i won’t ever go on tiktok but i love that other people go on tiktok and find the good ones for me

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

sometimes a song overall is mediocre but theres like one brief portion of it that u wish you could steal with the photoshop eyedropper tool and expand into a full song of its own

I didn’t realize other people felt this specific mood

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot

peekaboo

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

friendly reminder that you didn’t waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort, any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.