Send "Morning After" for our muses to wake up after a one night stand.
Note: It doesn’t have to happen while our muses are drunk! One night stands can happen from sudden moments of passion.
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Note: It doesn’t have to happen while our muses are drunk! One night stands can happen from sudden moments of passion.
“ are you gonna kiss me or not? ” “ how many have you kissed? ” “ i really want to kiss you right now. ” “ i think we should kiss right now. ” “ i don’t kiss and tell. ” “ do you wanna kiss me? ” “ am i a good kisser? ” “ do i think i kiss okay? ” “ i’ve always wanted to kiss you. ” “ so i can kiss you anytime i want. ” “ i’ve never kissed anyone before. ” “ please, tell me you’ve done this before. ” “ it we just a kiss, not like it meant anything? ” “ did you kiss me with your tongue? ” “ you are a really good kisser. ” “ i want to be my first and last kiss. ” “ just walk up to him/her and kiss him/her, it’s not hard. ” “ are you trying to lean in and kiss me right now. ” “ do not even try and kiss me right now. ” “ not even a kiss could shut me up. ” “ no kiss goodbye? ” “ you always kiss me goodbye, why? ” “ i dream about kissing your lips. ” “ i’ve kissed before, just not like this. ” “ i don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me? ” “ i don’t wanna miss this kiss. ” “ let’s just kiss and get it over with already. ” “ first kisses are always so awkward, unless the other person is experienced. ”
❝Without an end, there can be no peace. It gets no easier. Your struggles have only just begun.❞ ❝We should stand together, not fight amongst ourselves!❞ ❝Get rid of one threat and another appears. I’m starting to think this city’s in love with crisis.❞ ❝Can’t we talk about this? No?❞ ❝If we kill them, we get their stuff!❞ ❝It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.❞ ❝I’d make a terrible slave. I talk too much!❞ ❝I will not let you see all Mages be treated like criminals!❞ ❝You are no longer my master.❞ ❝What I know is that I hate being cornered and I can fight harder scared than they can angry.❞ ❝I didn’t ask to be the butt of your jokes!❞ ❝Wait… you’ve been without for four years? You must creak like a rusty hinge.❞ ❝We both put others above ourselves. I just happen to do it while clothed.❞ ❝I wouldn’t dream of mocking your… unconventional courtship.❞ ❝It will be grand having you over me. Above me. In rank, that is.❞ ❝We’re a good people, who look out for each other. Just not today, it seems.❞ ❝Even you can be happy once in a while, it won’t kill you.❞ ❝I remember it didn’t take much to make you sing.❞ ❝I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed on my chest would make things better…❞ ❝It’ll be nice to have the law on my side for a change~!❞ ❝Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object!❞ ❝You have piss-poor aim…Fortunately, you have…other uses~!❞ ❝So I shouldn’t slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in?❞ ❝Andraste’s flaming knickers!❞ ❝In about ten seconds, I’m just going to smash anything that moves.❞ ❝You’re actually joking. Alert the Chantry! They need to put this on the calendar!❞ ❝If anyone here tries to hire me again, I’m leaving.❞ ❝I swear, I will find that son of a bitch - sorry, Mother - and I will kill him!❞ ❝Is that all you do? Dwell on the negative?❞ ❝Andraste’s sanctified tits! Who on earth would make the ground vertical!?❞ ❝Does this stuff have side effects?!❞ ❝I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair!❞ ❝I am getting truly sick of looking at stalagmites. Or is it stalactites? Shit, I don’t know.❞ ❝I was looking for someone with your… “special talents…❞ ❝With a name like that, you’re bound to go “mwa-ha-hah!” at some point, I just know it.❞ ❝You have a good heart, and you deserve better.❞ ❝What earth-shattering matter requires my attention NOW?❞ ❝I’ve heard many story tellers like you…yet they don’t start their stories with ‘I shit you not’…❞ ❝No one should tell you how to mourn. And when someone says ‘move on,’ you take their hand and say, ‘my choice.‘❞ ❝If there is a future to be had, I will walk into it gladly by your side.❞ ❝Still coming to the rescue after all these years? I’ve got this under control, but thanks.❞ ❝What do you call it when you kill someone and take his property?❞ ❝That’s what you get for spending your last minute monologuing.❞ ❝Someday, I’d like to go one week without meeting an insane mage. Just one week.❞ ❝And the trend of you scaring the piss out of me continues…❞
💋 - Their first kiss
☠️ - A near death experience
👓 🕶 - Their favorite memory with your Muse
🍧 - A silly scenario
💔 - A heartbreak
🖤 - The time they almost lost it completely
🐩 - Discovering their pet/favorite animal
🌈 - Their sexuality realization
🌪 - A quiet moment
⚡️ - A loud moment
🌚 - Their thoughts late at night
🌝 - Their thoughts early in the morning
🚨 - A terrifying scenario
⛺️ - Their first night away from their guardians
⛵️ - An accidental adventure
🔫 - A moment of crime
🎉 - A celebration
🎈 - Their most recent birthday
🎁 - An early birthday
💢 - A frustrating moment
🌠 - An idiotic scenario
SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR ANGST;
☔: my muses reaction to opening their front door and seeing yours drenched in rain
⚡: how my muse calms yours in a lightening storm while they’re pulled over on the side of the road
☆: my muse comforting yours while they get a tattoo
☏: my muse’s reaction to getting a phone call from the hospital about your muse
☯: what my muse says to yours after they haven’t spoken for five hours since a fight
✏: my muse’s letter to yours that they left after they passed away
⚰: my muse’s reaction to watching yours die from afar
✿: my muse’s reaction to leaving a cut on your muse’s body
♒: my muse’s reaction to finding your muse bruised and beaten on their doorstep
⚈: my muse’s reaction to finding drugs in your muse’s handbag
✺: my muse protecting yours from a sleaze at the club
☠: my muse’s reaction to being told that your muse is missing, and presumed dead
☺: my muse finding yours on the side of the road, hours away from home
✖: the last thing my muse says to yours before leaving for good
⌛: the voicemail my muse leaves on your phone when your muse hasn’t been heard from for the fifth night this week
☕: my muse comforting yours after the death of a loved one
⚱: my muse’s reaction to waking up to yours muse, beaten by mine, but my muse has no recollection of the night before
☉: my muse’s reaction to finding yours in a public bathroom, drugged and almost unconscious
SPECIFY WHICH MUSE ON MINE AND YOUR BEHALF
/sophie only
Who asks for it:
Type of date:
Location for the date:
The date might hopefully end with…
Should you reblog this?:
A few were inspired by these.
for our muses making out in a place they shouldn’t be. (i.e. bathroom, closet, private office, etc). Bonus points if our muses normally don’t like each other.
FIRSTS -
“Hey… Can we try something new?” “Is it going to hurt?” “Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.” “Just be still and relax…” “Er, am I doing this right?” “I’m not hurting you, am I?” “I want my first time to be with you.” “Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!” “Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”
PUBLIC AFFAIRS -
“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.” “Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.” “What if someone sees us?!” “Quiet down or they’ll hear us.” “Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.” “Are you serious? Here? Now?” “We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.” “Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.” “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.” “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. -
“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “I can’t take my eyes off of you.“ “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.” “Does this feel good?” “Take a bath with me?” “Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “ “I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”
HOT && HEAVY -
“You make such adorable sounds.” “ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “ “S-Stop staring at me like that!” “So are we going to do this already or what?” “Stop teasing!” “do you know how bad i want you?” “you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.” “Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.” “Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.” “We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.” “get on your knees.” “oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~” “what’s my name?” “Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?” “I love seeing you covered in my marks…” “I love it when you leave your marks on me…” “don’t stop!” “Please. I need you. Now.” “i want you to fuck me.” “Should we use rope or handcuffs?” “beg for it.” “bend over.” “Let me hear you sing for me.” “you are already turned on ~?” “swallow it. all of it.”
MISC -
“ Come sit on my lap, love “ “ You look so gorgeous right now…” “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “ “ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “ “ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~” “ Mmm… do you like that? “ “Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.” “I wore these panties just for you.” “You are mine, never forget that.” “Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.” “You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.” “You like how I bend over for you, huh?” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You wanna help me out of this?”
Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.
1-55
“Give me love or give me DEATH”
“I haven’t been cuddled in three hours I’m going through withdrawal!!!”
“I can hear your heartbeat laying on you like this, it’s really fucking disgusting but cute I guess”
“Grab my glittery hand so I can take a picture and post it as a e s t h e t i c. Yes. Now don’t let go. Ever.”
“Lay back and let me just rub your back, you’ve been stressed lately”
“Come in the bath with meeeeeeee. - Wait not naked gross go put a swim suit on you animal”
“Be the Romeo to my Juliet? Okay- yeah I know they both died that was a bad example but you get the idea!”
“Hold me in your arms and don’t let go while I act like I don’t like it”
“Just let me hug you forever- stop squirming!!”
“Let me fucking love you jackass”
“You’re just blaming it on booze”
“Just kiss her”
“I must warn you, I’m a game for your mind”
“Oh you’re just so beautiful”
“It’s driving me out of my mind”
“If I were you I’d take precaution”
“I’m no good for you”
“Touch the sky and stars with me”
“I can’t take it”
“I keep shaking”
“Would you do it for me?”
“I’m feeling so untame”
“Lead me through the shadows”
“Give me all of you”
“I’m lost in the riddle you gave me”
“I should have known”
“My heart keeps breaking and nobody can save me”
“Was I just a replacement for you?”
“I thought you really cared about me…. I guess I was wrong”
“I did nothing to deserve this! Not from you…”
“You were my everything, but I was your nothing”
“My fault for getting so excited and thinking you actually cared, huh?”
“Why…? Why do you do this to people??”
“Of course I used you, what good are you too me? To anyone?”
“You’re so worthless, you should thank me for it!”
“Using you was cheaper than hiring a professional”
“Don’t feel too bad about it, you were useless anyway”
“It must hurt, but if feels great to be the reason why”
“You deserved it, nobody would love something like you”