ghost choir 👻 🎵

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

Happy Halloween the 1st!

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

✨️Lich & Mushroom for everrr🍄

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

@krystalthehobbit

Reblog if you are a total sucker for the Beauty and the Beast type stories

(and they like to ruin your life)

First little comic for my Phantom of the Opera x Among Us AU. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with this AU yet but I’m just having fun with it and drawing little things for it. Trying to draw silly little comics but also thinking so much about it and the angst that will come with it.

And check out @staminaoverlook ‘s little sequel to this comic!

I AM HOOKED ON THIS AU! Beck I thank you for bringing enlightenment into my life

Here’s the sequel! The monster…. gets a name.

I also scribbled a few other short comics. Slices of life… honestly I’d write a phic about this but I’m waaay too busy rn 😭

Number 1! Erik killed Joseph Buquet and is worried about the upcoming meeting!

Number 2… Erik stares at the piano in the lobby.

Number 3. A realization strikes.

More scribbles of Imposter!Erik commence!!!!

Me and @emptymasks talked about this and Erik has these black blobs all over his body, which he can extend and retract tentacles from. So he is really a tentacle monster! Also he can cosplay a human by retracting all of his tentacles excluding the ones on his head.

I love love love this AU. I love space, I love space suits, I love @emptymasks ’s art, it’s a perfect package ❤️❤️💖💗💖💗💖💗

omg omg omg you put everything on here! and it’s all so good  😭 i love all of it so much: socially awkward alien erik who is accidentally smooth, tiny christine fingers, christine naming erik and erik’s feelings about it, tentacLE BOY! he looks so cool  😭

Mercury in Retrograde

Rating: Mature Relationship: Imposter Monster x F!Crewmate Warning: Violence, Murder, Attemptive murder, blood mention, mourning, comfort, Red is sus

Word Count:5407

      Murders on the ship causes chaos among the crewmates

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A crewmates’ job is never done. Lights to fix, destinations to set, filters to clean. Everyone plays an important role in a spaceship like ours. It’s humbling in its own right, to work as a unit to reach a common goal. No one is against another, all are part of a team. With 18 workers on a supply ship, it’s impressive that everyone is working so harmoniously.

Electrical work is shockingly my favorite chore. Many are scared of the isolated room but I find solace in having some alone time. I connect wires, humming to myself before clicking the panel shut. Walking over to the tablet to let admin know everything is up and operational I faintly hear the doors whoosh open. I toss a look over my shoulder to the dim room, looking over the fuse box. I hear nothing, not even faint footsteps. Curious, I step away from the tablet.

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Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

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Do it do it

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

haaaaate this shit

fuck i cant i love my mom

i’m sorry guys but i love my momma too much

Imma do it twice just in case!!

I ain’t risking it I love her so much

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

PLEASE

skeleton help me pl s

I ain’t risking it

Hey guys! Wanted to do a quick “literally for no reason” giveaway! Things are crazy and I just wanna throw some art at followers. 

THE PRIZE: -BOTH my 8.5x11″ D&D Character coloring book (Inktober compilation from 2017) and my 6x9″ D&D Monster coloring book (Inktober complilation from last year!) (Both are available on Etsy if you just wanna buy one without the giveaway.)

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! -Please have messages or asks open so I can alert you if you’ve won! If I don’t hear back from you in 48 hours, I will generate a new winner! -One winner will be selected via Random.Org on April 30th.

Thank you all so much for your support!

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Yadssss I’m all for these 💗💗💗

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

OKAY so I put one of these on reserve JUST so I could do a giveaway for him! I’m really excited about how these turned out and people seem to really like them! It’s really a “just because” giveaway. No real milestones. I just like you guys. <3

THE PRIZE: -A Handsome Loving Orc Bosom upon which you may rest your delicate wrist. The perfect mousepad for home or power move for your D&D table. 

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! -Please have messages or asks open so I can alert you if you’ve won! If I don’t hear back from you in 48 hours, I will generate a new winner! -One winner will be selected via Random.Org on March 13th  

***IMPORTANT NOTE ON INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING*** - I am willing to pay up to $20 shipping on these. If you know for a fact that your country has hugely expensive shipping to/from the US, please be cautioned. If shipping is more expensive than that and you are a winner, I will still send it to you, but I’ll need you to pay the shipping difference. Apologies for the inconvenience! I don’t want to exclude anyone who wants them, especially if they’re overseas and can’t get to NA conventions to buy, but I once had a giveaway winner whose shipping costs were over $110, and I can’t have a repeat of that!

Good luck, guys! And thank you all so much for your support!