Show him the fruits
so anyway
teamwork 🐝
okay i’ll reblog that.
Cute
I just saw someone say that the reason lucario could eat chocolate in Lucario and the Mystery of Mew is because it’s a steel type and is therefore immune to poisoning, and I am stunned by how plausible that is
YOUR DRAGON NAME
- last two letters of your first name
- middle two letters of your last name
- first two letters of your mother’s name
- last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
Deaspek
Asoljed
more than a crab
Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-
Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.
Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.
Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.
*wait and have the conversation move on to a totally different conversation, and if you bring it back up you feel like you look obsessive or weird
I'll do both at the same time, and de-evolve their very eyes.
me: finally got a special job next monday. can’t wait. haven’t done it since covid
friend 1: what kind of job?
me: I’ll give a hint. it makes people happy with a fun outfit
friend 1: clown :)
me: no I did clowning during covid :) try again
friend 2: stripping
me: how bout we stay closer to the clown guess
MASCOTTING! I am MASCOTTING!
Congrats on becoming a licensed furry.
I beg your pardon
At this point he’s just fucking with us.
At some point he's going to make a human out of chocolate and the cocoa homunculus will stand, open his mouth and sing a song that starts the Rapture
#i waited for an explanation and there was none
Robotics Engineers are just like that.
By the way, this video is from the Brick Experiments Channel on Youtube. It seems someone reuploaded their stuff to TikTok.
can i just say