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👿 Something you and your muse strongly disagree on?
i tried to think about this for ages and couldn’t come up with anything really - newt and i have quite similar values i think
it’s not something i’d say we strongly disagree on but i definitely don’t think breaking rules and laws is the best way to do the right thing and newt is obviously way more inclined to do that
basically he’s chaotic good and i’m at least neutral good if not lawful
😇 Something you and your muse strongly agree on?
that humans are terrible and should be avoided where possible
neither of us believe that explicitly though but we live by it
🤝 In general, would you and your muse get along?
i’d like to think so, because we’re quite similar, but that also means we’re both terribly awkward and while i do think we’d be good friends it would take a long time to get to that point because what are friends and how does that work
we’re both nerdy hufflepuffs who don’t talk much so i think we’d bond over his cute creatures tbh
🖐 How would you react if you happened to meet the muse in real life?
probably avoid him because, again, awkward
but like if i could muster it i’d probably go say hi. tell him i loved his book. fanboy a bit.
💬 If you could tell your muse anything, what would it be?
see above about loving his book
i’d also probably tell him to stop being an idiot where tina’s concerned but maybe that’s not really my place
🌌 If you and your muse swapped places for a day how screwed would you be?
depends how many dragons i had to talk to
but yeah given i can’t do magic i don’t think I’d last that long, although i suppose as long as i could get into his case it’d be all good
i study at a desk most days so he’s probably screwed
🤬 Who has the shorter temper?
probably me tbh, i get grumpy easily, although we’re both fairly good at not letting things get to us
🚑 Who takes better care of themselves?
me? newt will take care of all of his creatures before he even thinks about himself, and there’s a lot.
📝 Is the muse cooperative or do they like to take the wheel when it comes to threads?
newt is the captain of this ship
👕 Who has better fashion sense?
hm, possibly me, although i am fond of bow ties and i also have a similar coat so tbh if i could i’d dress like newt every day but it’s way too hot
🌈 In general, who’s more positive?
hard to say. i think we’re both realists, but we hope for the best? i really don’t know.
💭 If the muse could say one thing to you, what do you think they’d say?
‘why do you still try so hard to impress people?’
🔒 What’s one thing about your muse that you still can’t figure out?
his feelings/relationship with leta.
i think it’s pretty accepted that they were possibly romantically involved at one point, but i find it very hard to understand and pick up on romantic signals unless they’re blatantly obvious. it’s not that i don’t think that they could have been in a romantic relationship, i just can’t really tell exactly how he feels about her.
basically i can tell his feelings are very complicated and neither of us are very good at understand people’s feelings so like who knows. but i know that he cares about her a lot.
and obviously i like writing him in a romantic relationship with leta because i do it a lot lmao
⏰ Who’s better at keeping track of time?
me, i get antsy about time and check my phone or my watch so often it’s ridiculous
and i think newt would very easily lose track of time in his case
📞 Who’s more likely to ask for help first?
me, i’ve gotten way better at doing that over the last few years, even the last 6 months really, but newt is way more like what i used to be and doesn’t think he needs help
probably newt, he has longer legs and i have weak lungs
but this is the easiest question it’s me, i literally get paid to maths
🔪 If the muse and mun got into a (physical) fight, who would win?
newt’s definitely bigger and probably stronger than i am so he would
but tbh unless i tried to attack one of his creatures (i would never) i highly doubt we’d ever get in a fight anyway, neither of us tend towards violence