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The Climatron, Missouri Botanical Garden, St Louis, Missouri. Scan

why don’t people claim to descend from the gods anymore? ignore one of your parents, claim a throne, become a hero. people are so boring nowadays.

what do you mean i can’t attend a mysterious but prestigious boarding school in the late sixties and make friends for life whilst falling in love with a stranger and hanging around in the libraries (all set to a dark indie soundtrack)?

let’s take stroll through the cobblestone streets of an old european city, where wafts of freshly-baked pastries mingled with a faint scent of cigarette smoke linger in the air and sounds of delightful laughter can be heard from the nearby cafes,  while we have a lengthy discussion of subtle yet slightly obvious incidents of homoeroticism in 19th century literature 

“Never waste your diamonds on a hoe! That’s like one of the first rules of minecraft!”

This is also applicable to life, my hoes aren’t worth my diamonds

@a-useless-dumbass @blueish-wahle r u guys okay???

lmao why does my avatar look like that my hair is not. ginger. it. is. blonde. 🥴🐒

@blueish-wahle @a-useless-dumbass @cult-leader-collicult

@blueish-wahle @a-useless-dumbass @cult-leader-collicult

tore my shirt to stop you bleeding

but nothing ever stops you leaving