i eat sour skittles because i do not deserve pleasure without repercussion 

apparently all of the above huh

is this touhou or what

Jessica is released as an operator for 5 seconds

The entire Arknights community instantaneously:

Boy: Mama, look!

Mother: Wilbur, don’t stare! It’s only that man who writes those nutty records!

Dave(to Alvin): Alvin, you’ve disgraced me for the last time.

The battle droids when General Grevious isn't home:

ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ

i really love the concept of leaving notes on the ground for other players in a game with only premade words and phrases to choose from because like

bloodborne is already fun, but seeing “it’s the scourge of the elderly” before fighting a bunch of old dudes on a bridge, or “reminescent of snake” to warn you an NPC is a traitor, "gorgeous view ahead” in front of a mirror, “reeks of wheelchair”, and my personal favorite

cuddliest cat

bastard ladies

this is how y'all sound like when