this shit is gold

Summer mood. x

keanu reeves: YOURE breathtaking!

me sitting at home in bed:

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason

A Grandmother’s Essentials

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

I can smell it

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

Granny perfume.

my childhood

Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

Fun fact about dogs raised with cats:

They like to loaf

They also bathe like cats!

please tell your dog that i adore them and they’re perfect

— (via bl-ossomed)

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

this is a serotonin well and im bringing buckets

Oliver is really excited about dirt

listen, he’s doing great and im proud of him.

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle: