No Bowls, We Die Like Men.

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

this is insane

Every part of this car sounds like this project we did in 6th grade to design a car. And this company's cars already has a kill count.

my son Otto Mobile who has every disease

240510

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head

“We Didn’t Start the Fire” with every second beat removed

Dang this slaps

This song can be used as a scifi name generator

in my free time ive been writing tv plot summaries of fake susan taxpayer episodes (which i might make someday)

marcille... WOAH THERE

they're everything to me

brb, indoctrinating my partner to watch the show with mommy issues x daddy issues baby sapphics. One a tomboy and the other with nonbinary swag.

here is 23 seconds of looping audio i made. what does it make you feel? (assembled using 4 sources, i'd be surprised if anyone could name them all)

good answers

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

World heritage post

I used to enjoy Pokemon games a lot, but lately some of the newer entries have been kinda controversial due a variety of issues.

But instead of focusing on that, i'm here to bring you back to the past to the Nintendo DS era of Pokemon, where many (myself included) would say that the quality and care of the series was at it's peak!

Games included in this collection:

EVERYONE IS HERE!! Every single Pokemon game released for the Nintendo DS is featured in this pack. Two emulators are included in the set, just download and play

Download here!! (1.25 GB): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jGy0GHSDwSLIuGnUrdmsD3WY_AJiq5ws/view?usp=sharing

Hooray for 65k notes!!!

you CANNOT leave this in the tags

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY !!!!!!

GRANDMA SENT ME MONEY TO BUY SHRIMPS !!!!!!!!!!

LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN

@yuri-goth go ahead ^_^

i also went ahead and solved it i hope u dont mind

there is not a world where i would mind

"You gave me a spinny chair - I will spin on it,"