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Anonymous asked:
How about some headcanons about how Warren would comforts his pregnant gf
Month 1:
- For a week you feel funny, not bad or anything but just funny
- He starts noticing an odd look in your eye
- He begins noticing you face is unusually red sometimes
- He notices you are a little warmer than usual
- Nothing extremely out of the ordinary so you two think nothing of it
Month 2:
- You wake up one day and you throw up all over the bathroom
- You have no idea what is wrong until a missed period makes you freak out until you realize that it’s true
- He holds your hair when you throw up
- He proposes when you show him the positive tests
- He gets you ginger ale and saltines
- You are beginning to get way too comfortable with the toilet
- He keeps apologizing for knocking you up
- He rubs your back to help you feel better
- He is in all new territory with this
- He panics at first but holds it down
- He wraps you in his fluffy wings and for some weird reason you don’t feel as sick
Month 3:
- He goes to every single appointment
- He argues with doctors who refuse to treat you because the baby could be a mutant
- He gets thrown out of many offices
- Hank eventually takes over your care and Warren is so grateful
- When you start barely showing he nearly throws up cause now it’s getting more real
- He seriously debates calling his dad to tell him how he proved him wrong but doesn’t
- He gets paranoid to touch you and refuses to have sex with you
- You get much angrier now that he is paranoid but you get it
- He listens to you every time you say you don’t feel well
- He gets you whatever you want food wise and constantly reassures you he still loves you and you are not fat
Month 4:
- He sees your little angel on the ultrasound machine for the first time and “No babe I’m not crying! It’s just dusty in here and I have allergies.”
- “Do you need anything?”
- “I dont want to hurt the baby.”
- “I don’t want to risk poking the baby in the face!”
- “What do you think about the name Emma? Or Molly? I like those names for a girl.”
- When you two finally have sex again he is so gently you are ready to punch him.
- You appreciate that he’s trying
- “For the last time you are not fat and even if you were who cares? Our kid is in there! You can get as big as you need to cause they gotta grow!”
- “Do you think they’ll be born with wings?”
- “I love you babe. You are giving me the best gift ever!”
- He goes cold turkey and quits smoking and drinking
- He sticks to it
- He tears up again and is silent for hours when you hear the heartbeat for the first time.
Month 5:
- You both are over the moon when you find out you’re having a baby boy
- You both get into a nasty argument when he says he doesn’t want to name the baby “Warren Worthington the fourth”
- “Why would I want to give my fresh from God newborn the same name as a class A screw up from a family of abuse and pain? Why the hell would I want him named after me? He deserves a name that isn’t tainted by bad decisions and mistakes! He’s my son and he deserves better than me!”
- He goes off for a couple hours to cool down and Kurt talks to him. Erik joins them and they all have a long conversation in a mixture of German and English
- He spends the rest of the night apologizing and making up for it
- He eventually agrees to the name but you two nickname him Four
- He begins playing Metallica on a stereo throughout the day so he can learn to like Metal music
- He lays on your belly when you’re asleep and talks to your son
Month 6:
- You’re going to go crazy if you don’t get out of the house
- He has taken to literally carrying you everywhere so you won’t get tired
- You are napping so much more these days
- Charles took you off missions months ago and you’re permanently teaching the younger kids
- Warren agrees entirely and goes to great lengths to protect you
- He sets up the crib and you burst into tears cause you realize how soon it will be until he gets here
- He gives you back massages at night
- More than once the guys catch him giving you a foot rub
- They mess with him about it and you threaten them
- “You do not want to piss off a severely hormonal pregnant woman!” They are now afraid of you
Month 7:
- You are genuinely furious you can no longer tie your own shoes or zip your jeans
- You are even more furious that you can’t shave anything
- Warren offers to shave your legs for you and you accept. He does pretty well except one knee nick
- The back massages are getting more and more needed
Month 8:
- There is literally no food left in the mansion thanks to you and Jean who is also pregnant but is only five months
- Scott and Warren are ready to drive face first into the pool
- Warren finishes the baby’s part of your rather large room
- He hand painted a wooden number four and put it above the crib
- You couldn’t help but laugh
- Sex has become very awkward
- You actually are getting annoyed of him being so doting and you have to make him go out flying or do something to give you peace for a few hours
Month 9:
- Braxton-Hicks contractions are going to drive you crazy
- Stress level is up
- Warren is going to have a heart attack before you give birth
- You are pretty sure there is a secret twin in there cause you feel like you’re the size of a house
- You haven’t stopped eating for a month
- You’re genuinely considering a C-section cause he might be too big
- You start researching methods to induce yourself
Month 10:
- You are so done with this pregnancy you are doing anything to go into labor
- This includes sex; lots and lots of sex
- He actually believes his dick will fall of before your water breaks
- Actually he’s positive his dick will fall off before your water breaks
- You are officially overdue and Hank debates inducing you. The day before he does induce you you go into labor.
- You have a fast labor of nine hours but the pain comes so much faster than you ever thought it could
- Warren held your hand and rubbed your back the whole time until your son emerged screaming out of the womb
- After that you fell asleep and Hank handed him the baby with a quick “Congratulations. I’ll check on you later.”
- When you woke up Warren was looking down at the tiny blonde infant like he had seen the Creator for the first time
- “He’s beautiful like you.”
- “He’s perfect like you.”
- “I don’t want to ever put him down.”
- “I love you babe.”
- You smile to yourself as he whispers things to your son and you drift back off to sleep. Definitely worth it.
