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b. uhtsecks

@scissorghost / scissorghost.tumblr.com

baz ☁️ they/them 🌥️ currently in the midst of an existential meltdown 🌤️ i love getting zooted and lee seokmin ☀️ no minors 🔞
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sgrumby

oh my god. at the beginning of harrow the ninth when god says "you and augustine are talking again?" and mercy says "we were talking as little as nineteen years ago, if you recall" she's talking about. she's talking about the threesome.

As in “You don’t remember our last orgy? 👀 Was it not memorable enough? Were you too busy fucking Admiral Sarpedon to recall?”

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sapphling

underrated threesome dynamic of herding dog x lamb x wolf

it's about being caught between the grip of somebody who wants to protect you and somebody who wants to devour you and knowing that what they both share is a desire to possess you in your entirety btw

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the x files is like what if you were driven to the brink by forces you couldn’t begin to endure alone and then your coworker was like heyyyy at the brink all by yourself cutie? looks pretty cool… can i join you ;) and the people who pushed you to the brink were like ah fuck theyre unionising

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vrrronica

hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

OP can I get your wizard's number

sure dude he's number fucking 1!!!!

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