dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

like this

the chaos. the cuteness.

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

Here’s the explanation:

he's FIFTY ONE YEARS OF AGE

Little Gummygoo version 🐊💚💛

QueenNoir 🩷💙

Participated in that sapphics redraw thing that's going around on twitter

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

Don’t mind me this is just a compilation of Lloyd Allen being a teen just like you

(sound may be a bit loud idk how to edit audio sorry)

SHE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

i may be stupid

you shut your whore mouth

i won’t hesitate bitch

stop being mean to me

when this post hits 69420 im turning off reblogs

YES I MISSED THE DEADLINE everyone shut up. on april 20 reblogs are going off for realsies this time. cash in while you can

Readers have context you may want to know: It is May 3.

flower queen aerith.

instagram.

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

If you turned this in as evidence in an ancient Greek court, any further arguments would be considered liable to risk Poseidon's wrath.

I thought you would appreciate both the flowers & the kitties @ladyoftheteaandblood

it would be cool if knowing a behavior or thought pattern was irrational made you stop doing it