I saw this and this is what I immediately thought of for some reason.
remember when u
You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the fight response. I want to see a character turn around to see the killer right there, scream in terror, and start punching them in the face repeatedly.
Liz (via hetalianwishingonastar)
I don't even remember when I said this tho
Tag someone who would do this. (via thefatjewish)
you would.
Yeah, I would.
Okay work sucks because the scheduled me over next weekend when I'm gonna be at a con but i traid shifts with someone for Tuesday so I'm off Friday (the day in leave) and I'm working today instead of next Sunday so there's that too
Big Tasty
If this is tofu can someone link to that one song of the guy playing his cello singing about tofu? And I mean tOfu, not tofU
I should delete my FB
So I'm never making a Facebook post again.
Every time I try to make a post to keep my account as positive as a millennial can get it, the adults who know me on FB come and mess it up.
I said "how was the good part of your day?". Apparently they don't know the slang for "tell me the positive stuff that happened today" without me having to literally spell it out in their face.
Of course they don't know they send me into panic when they say things like "I didn't have a good part" or "...good of course" like.... DUH THE GOOD PART WAS GOOD ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPID? I ALREADY DO THAT MYSELF PLEASE STOP
And you see... The reason I'm not posting this to FB is that this same bit of family and"friends" will see this and be like "it'll get better" "it's okay" or "I never said anything like that" because no one would actually read this all the way through.
Know why?
Because I am a stupid child who doesn't now what she's going to do with her life.
Know why I don't know?
No?
That's because I do have a plan for what I'm going to do. But they don't know that because they can only see me as a baby who is still learning to walk and talk. So I'm just stumbling around dribbling spit on everything.
The only thing I feel on it is fear that I'm gonna say the wrong thing or that one of the stupid adults are gonna read my personal posts wrong and make me feel stupid again.
need help
hi people) for me it is important so i thought i will ask for help there. well, the thing is i want to make a surprise for my girlfriend’s birthday. the main idea: people around the world take pictures of the places where they live (it will be perfect if it will be some pictures of the attractions of cities or idk) with the sign that says “Happy Birthday Alya” and i in return can make you some kind of a cute sign in russian so you could post it somewhere or whatever/ well maybe you will just skip it.. but i still hope that someone will help me to make this crazy idea come true ^^ so if you wanna help me, you also can send me pictures to email, it’s sniget83@gmail.com or contact me in twitter??? my username is @cherise_timide . thanks for reading this, lots of love :з please reblog if it’s no bother
i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said “I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
Actual conversation I had at register: “Hi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can I get you, today?”
“How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?”
“I- I’m sorry?”
“A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?”
“Oh. uh. Well, it’d be I suppose… I only have a button for a Quad. I don’t have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single… drink.”
“Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many ‘add shots’ is that?”
*deep breath of fear* “It’d be a quad with,” *clears throat* “uh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, ma’am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them-”
“Taste means nothing to me.”
At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being.
“Oh. Well, okay.” I put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. “We can certainly get that for you! The price will be _____.”
She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it.
“Do you still have the ‘Add Energy’ packets?”
My heart began to race at this request. “Yes ma’am.”
“How many can I add?”
Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. “For health reasons, we won’t add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually.”
“One then.”
I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was … not something to be spoken aloud.
My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order. She stares at me. “No.”
The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a commanding tone I expect of Admirals in bad movies, “Yes.”
My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new Matrena’s of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring.
The barista was damn near shaking. This woman’s gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place.
Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup.
Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that.
When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about “The Company” as if we’d never l, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy, other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus,
“Yeah, I had one like that.”
Since the dawn of time, the gods had tested humanity. Simple tests, but daring ones.
These, these are not real people, you see.
They are gods in human form.
They are testing you.
You know what sucks???
The fact that its not Halloween yet
What are you talking about it’s Halloween 27th, we’ve been getting pre-turnt all month.
My girlfriend always wants to keep her stomach and/or crotch area warm when she's on her period! She tends to use my leg for it. If I'm not around then she curls up in a ball and stays warm under the blanket! Hope it helps in some way
Thank you! This actually does help and it's really comfortableAs you said she would use your legs I decided that maybe a cat will work xD and it does, he's like a little portable weighted heater haha
I cannot express The emotional and physical pain I am in
internet why
if I had to see this…
hey wanna hear a sentence that you’ll either have no idea what it means or you’ll hate me for making me remind you of it
draw a circle that’s the earth