Wolfling's Den

“Jiang Cheng cried soundlessly, but tears had already streaked across his face. To cry in such an unsightly way in front of others was almost impossible for him in the past.”

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 4.04 - “Fear, Itself"

Jiang Cheng

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[NEW] The TGCF S2 Gambler’s Den Snippet + Xie Lian With Ring 

Art Commissioned by Nanmanshe from Artist 乌索 for recent Wangxian merch

- Wei Ying turned Uncle into a grumpy kite 😂

„[ENG SUB] 24102019 Zhu Zan Jin x 迷妹专访 (Part 1)” megtekintése a YouTube-on

Sweetest Zhu Zanjin with his pet sugar glider.

Now I have this headcanon that even though pets are forbidden in Cloud Recesses (what a stupid rule is that and who came up with it and why...) Jin Guangyao arrives in his golden clothes, with his tiny cute little yellow backpack, to visit Lan Xichen and they spend half of the night admiring and spoiling the little animal.

And Mingjue begs them NOT to tell Huaisang any word about how sugar gliders can be kept as pets, in order to avoid Qinghe being home to several packs of cute little furry animals flying around. Huaisang's birds are already more than enough. To wake up to a bunch of canaries* chirping around is bad enough already as it is, but sabre practice would be quite problematic with sugar glider around. And that would be just ONE of the many troubles. So pls no word to Huaisang.

LXC and JGY of course promise this, but it's not anybody's fault that upon an occassion of NHS visiting, the little backpack moves around a bit, and NHS gets curious. Next thing what NMJ knows is that NHS suggests, TOTALLY SERIOUSLY that every Nie clan member gets to carry a sugar glider around as a pet, for good luck, to help them in battle. And although NMJ doesn't really have a vivid imagination, but the mental image of a Nie soldier, wielding their saber while having a sugar glider sitting on their shoulder, is almost enough to send him into qi deviation.

*to Nie Mingjue, any bird smaller than a turkey, is a canary

happy birthday, jackie! @nyx4 🍰🥳💜

 - Very good. 

This is the type of film that the phrase “glorious technicolor” was invented for - look at the richness of the colours!

To say nothing of a phrase that gets used in this house a bit too often…

ok so this is The Court Jester with Danny Kaye and it is the best fucking movie i swear. It’s a comedy musical robin hood parody thing about an incompetent moron and his extremely competent ass-kicking girlfriend taking down a tyrannical king and restoring the throne to the rightful heir

-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell it’s the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek

-the main character’s only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up

-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis

-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true “what”

-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on

-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker you’ve never heard of

-seriously go watch it you wan’t regret it

#yea verily yea ( @lessthansix)

It’s all true. :)

This is one of my favorite comedies ever. I dare anyone to get through the vessel with the pestle scene without cracking up. I certainly have never managed it. 

And I still occasionally have lyrics from the Maladjusted Jester musical number get stuck in my head: 

“With no other recourses by my own resources/With firm application and determination/I made a fool of myself!”

I may be wrong, but something tells me this is the part of the artwork that you’ve been patiently waiting for 🙈😉

Happy weekend, babes! 🦉♥️

Aaaand the whole thing! Welcome to the Underground!

why dont you look at pictures of baby wolf pups howling and maybe you’ll calm down

::softly:: awoooooooo