completely objective ranking of prince jing's outfits
8. just a day at the office chic
i'm sorry, i have to say it - i don't like this look. the colors are beautiful but the contrast is too stark. the rich, warm tone of the sash and headpiece clash with the crisp elegance of the overcoat and the whole thing looks kind of tacky. the embroidery is not cohesive and leaves the bottom half of his body comparatively bare. this looks like 3 separate outfits put on top of one another. pass. 1/5
7. crown prince is in da house
i admit i'm prejudiced because we just watched prince yu wear this robe for like 30 episodes straight, and i don't like the association. still, this man was born to wear warm tones. this is an outfit with a purpose and it achieves that purpose - makes jingyan look like the crown prince. nothing much to say here. 3/5
6. the emperor's robes
what can i say about this outfit? very ceremonial and absolutely mandatory. only appears for, like, 10 seconds. same as above, i can take it or leave it, mostly because it's just an outfit that does its job. needless to say he pulls this off better than his dad ever did. 3/5
5. dilf o'clock
something about this getup screams "father" to me. maybe it's the lighting in this particular photo, maybe it's the thick material. overall, i'm into it. love the deep wine color of the over robe and the perfectly coordinated color inversion of the embroidery and fabric of the layer just underneath. very cohesive, very well put together, and very stern. makes me want to put my feminist card on hold while i slip the robe form his shoulders and ask him, "how was your day, honey? dinner's in the oven" 4.69/5
4. "royal father, i have no idea what you're talking about" court getup
automatically better than the scarlet crown prince getup because we are in the emperor's colors babey! this outfit is the equivalent of a ghost hovering in the emperor's rearview mirror, getting closer and closer no matter how desperately he runs. this outfit screams, "your days are numbered, old man" this outfit is also such a beautiful balance of gold, black and cream that i am on the verge of tears as i type this. wish i could wear something like it to sit on my porch with a glass of sparkling wine so that the neighbors can see me. 4/5
3. "just spent a decade on military campaigns stewing in my sad backstory and it only made me hotter" armor
i know i was just disparaging the other standardized outfits, and it's not like this armor is significantly different from armor worn by other characters, but it's gorgeous. if you've never seen a photo of wang kai in modern clothes, i recommend it just so you can see the amount of work that this design is doing to make him look so princely and solid. this man's shoulders are not nearly this broad and he does not take up as much space as this whole vibe suggests. it's like an optical illusion. and it looks so good on him. i want to kiss the costume department on the mouth. 5/5
2. picture perfect prince
objectively i feel like there's kind of a lot going on here but i'm super into this outfit. it's very regal without submitting to the standard crown prince regalia, and the dark blue underlayer with a lighter overlayer is a nice throwback to his original outfit without being too stark. mostly i just love the cut of this robe on his shoulders. it manages to be both casual and imposing. you can't really see it here but the embroidery on the sash is beautiful, and i love the little red underrobe peeking through to make it a cohesive look. this outfit calms me. 5/5
1. "lots of honor, zero brains" fit
look me in the eyes - this is the hottest he's ever been. this scene is an emotional rollercoaster and it's the perfect outfit for it. it's the first look where we see traces of red and gold sneak into his color scheme in earnest, and i love it. the black fur with the golden clasps that perfectly match his headpiece and the embroidery along the hem...the dark brown of the cape in contrast to the snow around him...this is THE look. mwah. 100000000/5