I finally have posting privilege on Cohost so y'all should follow me there!
things i’ll not call you a whore for:
- sexual activity
- how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
- stealing my food
- stealing my lemons
- my cat likes you more than me
why are lemons separate from food op?
everyone knows lemons arent food
lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.
Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.
dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse
Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:
…I really don’t know what I was expecting.
What the fuck did i just watch.
It- it’s not a Rick roll
Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.
random noise to let you know I love u
I’m afraid of living a stagnant life. I want to do more, I want to see more, I want to be more. I want to constantly grow and better myself in who I am, in my friendships in my relationships, in my career, in every single aspect of my life. I never want to settle for anything or anyone, even the person I am.
Out of Touch
I owe everything to the friends I had who were a decade older than me when I was 22 and just learning how to function as an adult on my own, and now I get to pay it forward to my other young adult friends.
"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
List of people who FAILED PATHETICALLY to get Jace pregnant
Kallist Rhoka
Liliana Vess
Vraska Venezuela
Nicol Bolas? Idk
WRONG!!!! VRASKA DID NOT FAIL!!!!
well. perhaps i spoke too soon-
normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...
let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
I'm very behind on uploading art on here 💀 I'm more active on Twitter! This is a zine piece for the Dream Big Zine created by @juutanart 🥰