“with the dry chuckle which was his nearest approach to a laugh”
– Watson of Holmes, The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire
Holmes laughs until he gasps and snorts. With tears.
Literally never understood this line. In other stories Holmes “laughs uproariously.” WTH ACD?
I don’t think he ever once reread his own damn writing once it was printed.
^^ This.
Among the descriptions of Holmes’s laughs, though, my favorite is this one from The Blue Carbuncle:
“A few yards off he stopped under a lamp-post and laughed in the hearty, noiseless fashion which was peculiar to him.”
I love that one of his heartiest laughs is full-bodied and silent. He must just stand there and shake. Evidence of deep enjoyment, but only noticeable to someone watching him closely. It’s very him.
Ummm….ok this sounds self-serving, but what the hell, why not?
In “A Cat-Like Love”, which is understandably a fic of limited appear because it is Holmes & Watson (2018) fandom, I wrote a part where Watson is doing the whole ‘but you are an automaton who never laughs’ speil. And then I counted how many times Holmes actually laughs. Mind you this is searching “laugh”, not giggle or chuckle or anything. I counted 21 times before I decided that was plenty to include in the fic. And in Scandal he laughs so damn hard he can’t breathe.
Sure enough, Watson furrowed his brow in concentration and then smiled. “I can hear it, Holmes! A quiet piano playing just beneath my words. It sounds as if it is repeating…. No! It can’t be! For you are an automaton! A man who never laughs! Except that time with the stone, and the time with the other stone. And actually on our first case together, you laughed. And then you laughed at the King of Bohemia. And then you laughed for several minutes straight later that evening when you returned home after that Adler woman got married. You laughed so hard you exhausted yourself come to think of it. And when we had that case with the Australian, and the time that man left the hat in your place, and when Lestrade dragged the Serpentine and when the criminal dredged the moat. And that time when the murderer was a horse. And that time I felt bad for you because you knocked over the fruit bowl—that was mean-spirited, Holmes— and when you tried to read my mind, and when we discussed your brother. And when you knew I was at the club and that time you tricked me about your getting engaged, and then when you helped that college kid, and when I thought you were getting high but you weren’t and, the time you found the missing boy and the cow-horse and had the bar fight and…and the time Baynes wanted to solve the case on his own. And when Evans tried to bribe you and… well… you… you laugh about ten times as much as I do. Do… do… do you think I have your characterization all wrong, Holmes?”