i made her stay on this island, because i didn’t wanna be alone
THE GOOD PLACE
↳ S02E10 | “Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent“
Galaxy Quest (1999) dir. Dean Parisot
#rickman has the tragic bearing of a man aware that there’s a fanlore page devoted entirely to his character’s dick #this is a dude who has been asked to autograph zines with names like “purple mountain majesties” #he gives iconic performances of shakespeare knowing 20% of his audience is thinking about the mak'tar triple prostate hypothesis #galaxy quest (via @deadpanwalking)
i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
RON SWANSON in season 2 of Parks and Recreation
Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright
OSCAR ISAAC poses for a portrait at The National Board of Review Annual Awards Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street on January 8, 2023 in NYC, USA
Stay with me! You can do it! Stay with me!
a "fun fact" i read as a child is that pure honey never spoils, to the point where honey from ancient egyptian tombs was found to still be edible
i used to think about this, and imagine a poor intern who was strong-armed into putting in their one human mouth something was made literally thousands of years ago, just to make sure it could be safely eaten
but having since met scientists and having learned what freaks they are, if they did put this to the test, i am VERY confident that every single archaeologist in the room was duking it out over who got the honor of putting their tongue on that mummy's dusty old bee goo.
You have only three choices: run, hide, or die.
his favorite thing is to tell people “no”
I can hear him
why is it so important for you to be on that raft? ‘cuz there ain’t anything on this Island worth staying for.
Yield, and your people will live. Vengeance has consumed us. We cannot let it consume our people. I yield.
BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER (2022) dir. Ryan Coogler
Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?
Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.
I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.
It was a simpler time
This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before