perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

My last remaining brain cell, watching as I continue to be a dumb bitch

damn the stranger things kids are such versatile actors

Say it ain’t so!!

No prob Bob

No problem Boblem

No probert Robert

Pocket Pussy Review

Meme man find the fruit

We need to stop doing this

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

THIS IS THE KIND OF EDUCATION THAT WE NEED FOR THE FUTURE GENERATIONS

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?

Wouldn’t recommend!

too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist

there’s only 2 genders