*takes off your glasses and sets them to the side before we fuck*

if I take off your glasses after we kiss you know it's about to go down

Yeah we’re just friends. Yeah I fell deeply in love with every part of who you are. But yeah we’re just friends.

Outfit Appreciation ➝ Alexis Rose (season 1)

It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.

it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

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