Love is found in the mango
poor little boy got his booster vaccines. he is 2.5 pounds, and is very sad about everything
It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
I hate New age shit so much I actually get kinda mad when cleaning my room and drinking water actually improves my mood.
Like what do you mean moderate exercise and disciplined self respect actually improve my life. Cut the bullshit and invent cigarettes that are good for me already.
me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!
me the entire weekend:
hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
farcille but it's that one madoka x homura comic on pinterest
edit: the og madoka comic is made by @/wombrion!! I'm sorry I didn't know the artist's name before😭