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25| hippocampus broke who's this?
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cryptotheism

It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

I hate New age shit so much I actually get kinda mad when cleaning my room and drinking water actually improves my mood.

Like what do you mean moderate exercise and disciplined self respect actually improve my life. Cut the bullshit and invent cigarettes that are good for me already.

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memorycycle

hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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funpression

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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lmaonade

society is jumping the gun big time why the fuck are we developing AI and robots and shit brother we don't even have printers or vacuums that aren't dogshit CAN we dial it back

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seaportal

Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.

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punchesyou

farcille but it's that one madoka x homura comic on pinterest

edit: the og madoka comic is made by @/wombrion!! I'm sorry I didn't know the artist's name before😭

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