I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I’M DYING ASDFGHJKL. ❤❤❤😭😭😭

it’s okay to do things that make your symptoms worse (as long as you’ll stay safe)

every once in a while you need to eat something yummy. or go on a walk. or a trip to the zoo. take a hot shower. cry your eyes out. dance. listen to music. draw for way to long. write. laugh. sit in a cafe with a friend. paint your nails. dye your hair. go on a run. pet a cat

sometimes you need to do things that are cathartic or make yourself feel alive. sometimes you need the reminder of why you’re fighting so hard to stay alive

this is your reminder that just because it makes your symptoms worse, it isn’t always the wrong thing to do. there can be value in these actions

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

Being an Adult is really interfering with my Video Game time, sucks man

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

happy easter, everyone

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

It’s that time of the year again

Hi there I’m looking for a honest and loving sugar baby companion here and I will be paying sweetly $800 dm +13133640399 WhatsApp

This is the funniest thing that has happened to this post

April 2, 1975 ♥

I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months

Alexandrine Parakeet (new, improved version) by Felix Jaensch Via Flickr: It´s the same parrot, but an all-new version. I built it from scratch, but adopted some parts like the beak.

Alexandrine parakeet (new improved version) by Felix Jaensch http://flic.kr/p/TBjP4q

to you, it’s a shitty sentence. to some random bitch 500 miles away, it’s a fire line that’ll haunt them for the next 17 years.

you don’t know how impactful your writing is because it’s been in your brain for far too long now. you’ve stared at it for hours and repeated “this sucks” over and over again to the point that you killed your capacity to feel anything about your work.

but trust me, once you get your shit out there, someone’s gonna go over that paragraph you hate and go “jesus fucking christ” and put the book down to have an existential crisis.

I needed to read this. Thank you.

Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season

FUCK I gotta do my taxes

We gotchu, baby:

How to File Your Taxes FOR FREE in 2024: Simple Instructions for the Stressed-out Taxpayer 

Rogue: Father I have sinned

Cleric (female): Okay first of all, it's "Mother"

Rogue: Mommy I have sinned

Cleric: No-