• you’re safe here. 
• saving the world means everybody. 
• you promised me that you were gonna be here. 
• i’m just- i’m freaking out. 
• she was mad at me for you not dating enough. 
• chocolate pecan pie is the best dessert in the galaxy. 
• you always looked great in blue. 
• i mean, she does kind of give off a sapphic vibe.
• we can watch orphan bIack after. 
• you’re always warning me about something. that’s our dynamic. 
• if i could legally adopt her, i would. 
• people don’t want your brand of negativity anymore. they want optimism, hope, positivity. 
• if the weather’s getting you down, don’t worry. it never lasts. 
• she has always come down hard on me for not protecting you. 
• i truly hate hospitals. 
• how much longer until it’s appropriate for us to leave? 
• you and i both know that you’re tougher than a bolt of lightning. 
• i don’t understand how you could allow this. 
• she’s going to do things that you don’t like. 
• you know better. you should have stopped her. 
• the stars aren’t going anywhere. 
• you lied to me for years.
•  she risks her life to protect other people, and she’s a hero. and yet, i do the same, and i’m in trouble? 
• you were always so much harder on her than me. 
• and you and i– we’re gonna have words. 
• i’ve transcended. do you really care how or why? 
• i didn’t get where i am by running and hiding from a fight. 
• sounds like you’ve got your hands full here. 
• you’re useless. 
• everything i am, everything i have, is because of her constant pushing. 
• you always make the hard choice. you look to help others before yourself. 
• i wanted you to be better than me. 
• i can draw her out, but then we’ll have to work together. 
• cool, it’s like ghostbusters. 
• i really wanted one of you to watch the other one die. 
• congratulations, you have the wit of a youtube comment.
• i wonder if i have enough power to stop your heart. 
• the world is full of so much noise and snark - much of it, we generate. 
• there’s a lot i don’t know about you. and that should probably change. 
• who cares what that guy says? 
• she’s taking on way too much, way too fast. 
• people who click don’t spy on each other! 
• if someone’s targeting one of my assets, i want to know who it is. 
• please don’t yell at me, this isn’t my job. 
• i didn’t know that she could smile if it wasn’t based on cruelty to others. 
• i didn’t tell you about it because i knew you would have this reaction. 
• get me a salad for lunch. i don’t care what kind as long as it has a cheeseburger on top. 
• she is living down to my expectations by prioritising her career over my own. 
• you know how sometimes people just want to help other people? 
• so, you think that if you do me this favour, i will owe you something. 
• that sounds like a woman who knows what she wants. 
• okay. that is cool. 
• she’s gorgeous, she’s smart, she smells nice– hell. even i want to date her. 
• well, was she out saving the world? 
• my mom says it’s okay to be a nerd. she says if you can face your fears and come out of your shell, then nerds can win in the end. 
• i prefer not to rely on the government to solve my problems. 
• i’m trying to change the world. so anyone invested in maintaining the status quo would be interested in targeting me. 
• and here, i thought we had something special. 
• i believe there’s no higher calling than helping others. 
• the world needs a new kind of hero. 
• i’ve never met anyone worth trusting. 
• that is a very lonely way to live. 
• you are staying home. 
• i don’t know what i would do without you. 
• you do not seem like the kind of person who gets frazzled.
• just because i look a certain way on the outside, everyone assumes it matches the way i feel on the inside. 
• i don’t put much faith in the government’s idea of protection. 
• what happened to you was a tragedy. i’m trying to prevent another one. 
• be honest, your heart was never really in it. 
• i’m starting to think you have a thing for me.
• i want to help you. i understand what it’s like to be overwhelmed, but you are not alone. i can help you. 
• please, do not kill all of those people. 
• we had an epic nerf gun battle. 
• you have just stumbled upon the most annoying question of the century and you are so young that you do not even realise it. 
• far too many women burn out trying to do too much before they’re ready. 
• you can have it all, just not at once and not right away. and not with that hair. use conditioner, for god’s sake. 
• in the end, you can’t control people. 
• easy peasy fresh and squeezy. 
• i suspect that whoever is responsible for these attacks might be curious about you.
• the fun is just beginning.
• you cut me off, dude! 
• watch where you’re going next time! 
• you cannot lose control like that! 
• those idiots nearly killed people, and you’re getting mad at me? 
• that’s the thing. i am not mad, i am controlling my anger. i suggest you get into the habit. 
• i’m just glad these two men were only in the hospital, and not in the morgue.
• call me old-fashioned, but i still prefer male doctors. 
• i need to find out what really happened to him. you’re the only one who can help us. 
• we have an executive order forcing you to comply. 
• game night is the last shred of normalcy that remains in our lives. 
• maybe the roar of the ocean will drown out the sound of her voice. or maybe it will just drown her. or me. 
• don’t you think you’ve made enough of a fool of yourself over him for one day?
• everyone’s noticed how you throw yourself at him. 
• you should try being a little bit more professional. 
• it helps when you really know your partner. 
• it’s like when you see a movie star in person and you’re like ‘is that it?‘ 
• i don’t say this often, but i am craving a good fight right now.
• i’ve invested too much time and effort into this. 
• i’ve been screaming your name over and over for the past minute and a half. ninety seconds, i have been boiling alive in my office. ninety seconds, each of which, if amortised to reflect my earnings, is worth more than your yearly salary. 
• don’t talk to me like that! please! i work so hard for you! i don’t ask questions, i don’t complain, and all you do is yell at me and tell me i’m not good enough! and it’s mean! why are you so mean?! 
• i didn’t mean that. i don’t know what happened. i just snapped. 
• chop chop.
• hope no one’s trying to kill me this time. 
• i’m not the bad guy. 
• it’s gone rogue, and i need your help to find it. 
• if you want to prove to me that you’re not the bad guy, then help me find the real one. 
• 'never trust a man who doesn’t drink, because he’s probably a self-righteous sort– a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time.' 
• play nice. 
• you’re not good enough for her. 
• you ally yourself with people you think are special. but that doesn’t make you special. and i think you know that. 
• here’s the thing: everybody gets angry. there is no pill that will eradicate this particular emotion. i know this because if there were such a pill, i would be popping those babies like pez. 
• you apologise too much, which is a separate, although not unrelated, problem.
• whatever you do, you cannot get angry at work. especially when you’re a girl. 
• he picked up a chair and he threw it out of the window because somebody missed a deadline. and no, he didn’t open the window first. 
• that would’ve been professional and cultural suicide.
• the real key is that you need to figure out what’s really bothering you. 
• you weren’t really mad at me.
•  you need to find that anger behind the anger. figure out what’s really making you mad.
• i’m not gonna let you hurt them!
• you saved my life. 
• you let that thing get away- i thought you were on our side. 
• he used your humanity against you. and now more innocent humans could be in danger. 
• you seem to only help people if it helps you. 
• i’ve seen what happens to the selfless. 
• wow! and i thought rocky balboa practicing on dead cows was cool. 
• girls are taught to smile and keep it inside. 
• it’s not like black men are encouraged to be angry in public. 
• say what you’re mad about and then let the fists fly. 
• i hate how my emotions get the best of me! 
• i hate that i’m never gonna have a normal life!
• i’m realising that being myself doesn’t make me feel more normal. and it never will. 
• think you can keep your cool this time? 
• i’m not afraid of my anger anymore. i can use it. channel it to work for me, not against me. 
• you’ll have to kill me.
• we are on the same team. 
• i hope that one day, when you realise what a terrible mistake you’ve made, it won’t be too late.
• you’re my hero. 
• you don’t get to talk to her that way. 
• i understand that you have always been threatened by my success and you try and elevate yourself by denigrating me. 
• be careful, you might cut yourself. 
• i’m bleeding.

COME    LOVE    MY    PSYCHIC    SPACE    GAY                            she’s     @    fauxgrief     rn    and    she’s    my    new    original    character    bc    i    need    a    happy    muse    lmao  .

COME    LOVE    MY    PSYCHIC    SPACE    GAY                            she’s     @    fauxgrief     rn    and    she’s    my    new    original    character    bc    i    need    a    happy    muse    lmao  .

rp sentence starters taken from keaton st james’ work , light.

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