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I’m Mean Because I Grew Up In New England

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Winter 

"So, tell me everything."

"There's not much to tell, really," Henry says, smiling into the phone when Pez sighs dramatically. 

"Henry. You are young, beautiful, living in an exciting city half a world away, and you say there's nothing to tell?"

"I'm over thirty," Henry counters as he strains his tea into his mug. "I found a gray hair three days ago, and I'm in Georgetown—the most exciting thing I've seen is the neighbor from three houses down trying to fight a ticket for double parking."

"Was he successful?"

"No."

Pez hums. "You should get out more."

"That's not why I'm here. I'm here to work."

"And how is that going?"

"Dreadfully. Everything I write is dull, awkward, and foolish."

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French gardians (”cowboys”) from Aigues-Mortes,  Camargue, a protected area between swamps, rice fields, salt marshes and sea in south of France, showing their skill with semi-wild bulls, protecting a tourist who didn’t realise he wasn’t in the safest place.

He even taps the lad shoulder before leaving.

No lie? That shoulder tap is open palmed and a borderline caress and it makes me want a 60,000 word romance novel. Later. After the chaos is over. Maybe it’s like this. The tourist asks around about what the ACTUAL FUCK just happened? Does anyone know who those men on white horses were, like, by name? Does anyone know where they drink? Because when the expo is over, he wants to buy that man a beer. And, if they share enough of the same language, maybe talk to him for awhile because the tourist can still feel his arm on his shoulder. The tourist has been practicing introductory phrases in French like “What is your name” and “How did you do that” and also just “horse” all day but also “Would you like to come back to my hotel room?” Because his heart is still racing and it’s not from almost dying.

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the asks of eight people you adore! <3 have a lovely day

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Thanks!!!

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the asks of eight people you adore! <3 have a lovely day

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Thank you!!!

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tsatsuma69

bees?

to elaborate:

- her parents didn't belive she was hearing "monsters" in the walls. it was 60,000 bees

- she is 3 years old

- her parents gave her a spray bottle to "spray away the monsters". it was 60,000 bees

- they didn't belive her for 8 minths

- removal cost them $20,000 BECAUSE IT WAS 60,000 BEES!!!!!!

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